Yo! yo !
What's up man!
haha.. you must be wondering simi tai zi (in hokkien please). Anyways, nothing, just trying to act cool. I realise i have been using hokkien quite a bit nowadays and i think it's fun. Hokkien, crude it may sound, is fun when you create funny phrases with it. Let me share a few of my favourites here k.

1. Pattern zhuay kah badminton : verb A good mix of english and hokkien to describe a person who does a lot of extraneous actions that makes him look like a drama mama.
e.g Ah huay, you don't whole day act enthu, join this join that, really pattern zhuay kah badminton.

2. Oon oon jiar bee hoon : verb It describes a plan/idea that is very feasible and effective.
e.g Beng arh, your project idea extremely innovative, oon oon jiar bee hoon, steady lah! , sure get A1 one.

3. Swee swee buay zao zui : verb usually used to express beauty in something, esp during a mahjong game in a set of tiles.
e.g Lian, your cards very nice arh, swee swee buay zao zui, sure win one.

4.Ai pi gho ai qi :verb Used to describe some one who wants to get something cheap yet good (literal translation: want cheap still want fresh)
e.g Seng seng, you choose vegetable hor, Ai pi gho ai qi, very hard to find one leh.

That's all i can remember so far. Next time when i think of more then i update it again. It's cool sia. If you really dont understand hokkien then that's too bad. But i also do have some english favs like drama mama, shocking asians and yayapapaya etc.

Today i had loads of fun making fun of adriel. He's such a nice person that when you disturb him, he just laugh and, at the same time humouring me. That's why i cant stop teasing him. I think he cant really stand me but i do check occassionally if he is fine and still mentally stable. (in case he really faint from suppressing to much angst inside). Adriel attempted to sell friendship bands to me as CIP. Being the kind-hearted soul, i kindly agreed to take a look. He fished out an attractive looking photo album which contained the bands. Pretty impressive i thought, expecting nice bands inside to arouse my interest to purchase it.
FAT HOPE.
hahah.. terrible sia me. Those bands look like tie on the trees or whatsoever one cans. Odd colour combinations like pink and yellow(?!). Plus, it is sold at an unbelieveable price of 2 bucks, sufficient for anyone to buy a plate of chicken rice.I can buy like 4 whole spindles of threads wor. Haha. i think i'm really mean, never buy still talk so much. haha.. sorry sia adriel. But you're a nice person. I treat you like human k.

After band, i went to eat with novella and tze for dinner. As usual, we kept laughing about tze and her peeping-jane tendencies. Do you know what she did? She wore a snorkling kit to swimming pool and peep at young boys. And you know what's her motto for life? Ning ke sha chuo bu ke fang guo. (rather kill wrongly than kill none), which means she will peep at old men if circumstances arises. no wonder her eyes keep growing the pus bag.
Anyways, i just wasted your time if you read the above. It's purely fictitious. Planned by innovative and creative me. I'm great, isnt it?
Novella and i were kpo PI today. I mean private investigators. We attempted to capture some scandalous affair, but to no avail. My phone camera cant zoom larh... very hard to capture a clear shot.
Dont want to elaborate anymore.
We took a taxi home.
Comfort taxis, you better thank me for my continuous support.

4/27/2005

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