When I'm 18.
Sorry for the drought these few days. It's been, erm, almost 4 days since i last blogged? Have been really busy these days but not busy with homework unfortunately. I came back from cruisin on sunday, wanted to blog, but fell asleep in the end. And now i'm here to replenish the drought tonight with a long post, ok?
Yesterday, my mum dispatched me to help her play mahjong with her friends cause she went to another friend's house. So i ended up playing mahjong with 3 aunties. Hahaha!! It's really fun playing with them, really. And as usual, when the mahjong king aka me is there, there cannot be another winner.
I was losing initially until i almost pull off my pants but then dont know why suddenly at the last game i kept zi mo-ing nonstop all the big games. Can u believe ornot? Then i think the aunties were really fed up with me cause i kept laughing to myself, the cards were really good can. And they kept gaurding their cards so tightly until their own cards are messed up, then i sudden zi mo. I even LAST CARD also can zimo yi se can. You say i irritating not?
Hahaha!! In the end i won all 3 aunties and am now a little bit richer. =] Maybe i should quit studying and be full time mahjong player.
Ok, tt aside.
Everyone was asking, How's Cruise? How's Cruise? And to answer everything at one shot, i'm going to blog about it. Yay, another entry to BenJ's Discovery and Travel.
Cruise was good, but not as good as the last time i went. I think their service standard has dropped abit.
Actually, if you're under 18, and above 13, i suggest you dont go on board a cruise yet. It's extremely annoying when they classify so many activities to be above 18 only and i'm SO NEAR YET SO FAR. WALAO. WHAT IS THIS.
But i still managed to sneak into the casino for a round! Cooool. FIRST TIME! The security was staring at me when i enter the door but i just keep looking away and there was this freaking-looking Cai Shen Ye who kept blocking the entrance and giving out oranges while i was trying so hard to get in quickly.
The casino's not that impressive. It's not as big as the one they show on TV leh. It's rather small and smoky. Furthermore it was really crowded. "Even the lousy jackpot machines are taken up" claimed a veteran gambler.
My sister gave me 50 bucks and i plonked myself at the jackpot machine and playeddd. Within a matter of minutes, the money's gone. HOW FAST CAN. Press press a bit the money disappears instantly.
So as i was getting ready to go out, there's a cheena security gaurd who was actually tailing me, approached me, asking to check my ID. I told him i left it in my cabin and he asked me to get it for him to check. Hahhahaa actually it was very obvious i'm below 18 cause everyone inside are lao uncle lao aunty. So naturally i look really underaged.
I left the casino, feeling satisfied cause i've been there, done that. Something i wanted to do all along my 17 years on Earth, excluding the losing money part.
As i thought the below 18 thingy is only limited to the casino, i was wrong. A lot of activities were for 18 years and above.
Outside the casino and karaoke bar, there are a few more jackpot machines and i thought they wont be so shithead to stop me cause no matter what, i already made it in to the casino what, what's those few louya jackpot machines man?
this time i didnt play cause i know is sure lose so i watched my mother. Then immediately another idiotic chinarian waitress came over to check my ID AGAIN. WALAO. WHATS UP WHATS UP!
I REALLY LOOK SO NOT 18 MEH.
And she still got the audacity to suan me say what she most gladly welcome me to play when i'm 18 (in chinese). WHO WANTS TO PLAY UR LAN BONG JACKPOT MACHINE HUH HUH HUH. To irritate them back, i'm going there again at the end of the year and delibrately walk in and out of the casino make them busy. Hhahaha!
By the way, i saw mark lee, alamak margaret lee and someone else there. They were there as special guests to perform but i see them gambling at the jackpotty most of the time. I didnt watch their show though cause it would be extremely stupid to pay 20 bucks per person to watch C grade artiste perform albeit there're 4 of them. 4 Cs doesnt make an A, so we refused to pay to watch.
And guess what. We ended up trying to sneak into the show. Ha, how pathetic. But we didnt managed to in the end cause the ticket checker guy said his friend allowed people to sneak in and was SENT HOME. HAHAHAHA i thought it was quite funny. SENT HOME WOR. mai siao siao.
There's another topless show which is again above 18.
After 11, the Galaxy of Stars is out of bounds to people below 18 and i was once again, checked and chased out.
So i really have very limited activities and ended up at the karaoke bar most of the time.
The karaoke bar is extremely exciting cause i never sang in public before. And i DID! Takes a lot of courage ok, to sing to so many people. In the past i only sang to close friends in a confined room (aka Kbox) , that's all.
this time i sang in a hall! Mark Lee manager say he want to hear me sing ok, i think he is scouting new talent like me. HAHAHAAA but i dont want to be mark lee why wasnt andy lau's manager there...
Oh oh, i must mention something really funny. I participated in the KARAOKE COMPETITION. HAHAHA It really took me a lot of courage to participate. I sang my favourite, Chi Xin Jue Dui! And must stand in front to sing one, i din know at first. Paiseh.
I WON LEH. Haahahaa!! Ok, but there're only 7 contestant though. But still...
Prize? Prize. the prize is a louya medal which i heard will rust one can. WALAO AGAIN. Sing until so difficult they give me a louya medal.
Another funny thing is when i participated in a silly party at night. There're so few people present, they dragged me up to play a game which made me PLEASE CLEOPATRA. HOW FUNNY! There was this volumptous woman who looked like a man clothed in the ancient egypt costume and as contestants we're suppose to do stupid things to make her laugh. WA lao, it was supremely embarrassing. I sang babaaaaaaa black sheep, really stupid. Following it were activities like doing silly dances and wrapping me into a mummy. Oh man, i felt like a goon headdddd.
On the whole, the cruise was ok despite all the above 18 things. There're redeeming factors like nice food, nice environment.
But i think they need to do something to the immigration system. Really inefficient!
Alright, time for pictures!
Memo is dancing.
To end off the entry, here's an ice cream for you.
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2 Comments:
GoodnessGraciousMe you actually WON e karaoke competition?! serious anot! haha congratsss! ltr kbox give you VVIP privileges :b
HAHAH ! i went thr many times le then i got 3medals ! same as you. for playing bball.
<3mavis
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