Woohoo!

It's the last day of school in this month.

Before we step into Chinese New year's eve eve eve. I need to remind all of you your roots. I'm bringing you back to the Tang dynasty Times when ghandi was a baby.

When kaartik ghandi was a teenager, he used to have lots of hair. Lots of hand hair, leg hair, armpit hair...

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By the way, according to the Tang dynasty myth, guys with hairy leg are suppose to be goodlooking. I think it's quite true cause i have. Kaartik Ghandi also.

So back to my story.

One day, KaartiK , was playing with goli goli one day together with his friend kanarama dramama. Suddenly kaartik shot the marble so hard it broke a porcelein chinese floral vase which the 101th concubine used to plant her favourite sour plum.

Kaartik tried to run, but to no avail.

Expected, he was caught. He was caught by the Tang Brothers and put to the torture chamber where they make human flesh bao and castrate young boys.

But! Kaartik met his lucky star and he received the lightest torture of all. Lucky for him.

Nanny rong was dispatched to torture kaartik.

SHE'S STRONG OK. SHE'S REAL STRONG.

Immediately she flashed out her masking tape.

she is going to do

HAND WAXING.

Come to think of it's a good punishment for kaartik who auditioned 83 times for King Kong but failed cause at most, he looked like a malnutritioned monkey. That's all.

Kaartik whipped his hand out and Rong backed a little. Cause it was just kinda scary for a weak hearted woman like her, even with 40 years of torturing experience.

Rong, nonetheless, gathered together herself and viciously tore masking tape like a mad hyena.

In a matter of seconds, she was done, with all her hair messed up already.

End result?

Wasnt that successful! Rong was extremely disappointed and would rather chopped him up to make bao instead. Poor rong, put in so much effort but end result still so disappointing.

Rong sat at the backyard of her room to unwind. ..

By the way do you think ching's hairstyle look a lot like Ah Chun, if u can still remember who. The retarded girl acted by Chen hui hui and she won a prize for it, remember?

CHING REALLY LOOKS LIKE HER!!

ANNOUNCEMENT:

When you send me a SMS please include ur name ok, i lost all my numbers during the repair. Thank you!

1/26/2006

Tang Dynasty Toture Chamber

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