My mean is good.
Do you get what i mean? My mean is good. DrC was trying to say i mean well, but as usual, he twigged it until it became, my mean is good. And i realise, it does actually make sense. Ever since i published the previous entry, distorting people's pictures again, i received several comments saying that i am mean. Haha. i think i am but, my mean is good. You see, my meanness helps others realise how extreme their faces can look and even allow them to discover their hidden potential to act insect roles or perhaps model for skin care products (the Before one). In addition, it lets certain people realise their natural talent in taking ghostly shots. See, my mean is good.
But i do have a guilty conscience. So from today onwards, i promise not to upload any distorted photos of anyone. Ok? I will only upload original photos for meaningful purposes. At the very most, i will just distort and laugh in front of my own computer and my mother will say that i am siao. But that's it, i wont go any further. SO people, don avoid my Orlando like a plague alright. He's after all an innocent camera(manipulated by his owner).
I did not do enough math questions to escape king kong's claws. I din know why i was so super tired yesterday that i fell asleep after completing 3 maths questions, under the basic section. And KK went around checking people's work and as much as i tried to bend my head low, she still came to me and enquired. I cooked up lousy excuses like i got a lot of things to do and blah. These are really really lousy excuses cause it just shows how poor your time management is and how artificial you are. Therefore, she told me to do some soul-searching. I was shocked a little when she said that cause it sounded rather serious. But i dont think she meant it to be THAT serious. By the way,I have always wondered why is she always wearing pregnant dresses. I dont think she's pregnant although she always hangout with the pregnant teachers club. Jiexuan and i were discussing about her pregnant dresses and how she probably used them to cover her tummy or hide a volleyball(the only game she can play)...and i figured maybe one day even her own husband might be confused if she's really pregnant. Haha.. why am i so bo liao. I haven been laughing out loud for a long long time and i'm not feeling veh good. I need to laugh. Laughter is the best thing on earth. Laughing makes you feel good and feeling good makes you a nicer person cause things dont seem as irritating and wrong anymore. You start to see things in a more positive light.Everything turns out more smoothly and people start to like you. See how amazing laugher is.. Dont believe shao shuang when she said laughing for more than 15 minutes makes you die early. that's t0tally absurd. If i dont laugh 15 minutes everyday i will really die early. How i wish they can sell laughter chocolates or laughter sweets that will make you laugh after consumption. And can you imagine that scene...then people around will be infected and laugh and the whole world starts laughing and laughing.. siao.
I am looking forward to this weekend cause it's a long weekend again! I just love this year. We had so many long weekends and holidays!
By the way, i was reading my earliest entries in march and april and i felt that they were quite funny. I was actually laughing at my own entries can..haha. so bo liaos again. If you haven read it, go and read. I think i have lost some of my humour somewhere and i think it's all R's fault. Now i am subconsciously censoring my frank comments.
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4 Comments:
How can every entry be interesting?
bleargh. sometimes i think laughing isnt good.. cos sometimes i laugh just to entertain (as in, ying4 chou2) ppl. yah bleahhhhh
be careful...
hurhurhurrr benja i'm back commenting on ur horrible entries again. ANYWAY. i hope when mrs kong's kid comes out it wont end up like you. and she can name her child 2a03b because she likes our class. ah. i hate kan. but anyway. oh no i just forgot what i wanted to type..
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