I think i cant think of anything more cruel.

Feed your child until he gets toothache.

Then let it shit and accumulate around him.

Switch off the lights.

Last step, punish non-stop.

I can't imagine that scenario and everytime i think of it, i feel like laughing. It's so cruel yet i find it really funny. In fact, i have seen it happen before, in tamagochi. Carrot's tamagochi was like some prisoner of war, letting people torture it as described in the above. In the end, it became the ugly helmet head creature.

Day started off with me running 2.4 which is 6 rounds around that maroon rubbery track again. What a way to start the day, esp with such hot and humid weather. Don't need to run also perspire like a roasted suckling pig, no i prefer peking duck.
Mr lulu got angry today twice. I dont really know the exact reason though but it's quite scary to see him get angry with people, cause the tension gets quite intense until he might just explode any moment. That's quite terrible esp when i am sitting in the middle. I mean, it's not that i dont let him fight, but then dont get me involved cans. Later i do nothing also become abused. People nowadays, getting more and more out of hand one can. Then the second time he got angry, he resolved it with a customary handshake, which i felt was, too drama mama for me to carry on watching. I thought that was for primary school. That scene was far to innocent for mr lulu to actually do that. You get what i mean? I dont know what to say, but he's quite pathetic cause everyone dislikes him and it is so evident in PW today.
You know when huay woon (our teacher), flashed the transparency about the groupings, everyone was like searching for 2 names, their own and you-know-who. After having done so, you will hear like several sigh of relief. I sympathise with the group who got him. Doesn't it feel like striking toto?
In the midst of typing this, i feel quite worried if one day he really chance upon my blog.
But still must carry on.(WAHAHAHA!!)
You know he tried to flirt with this silly chem relief j3 teacher which he describes as pretty smart and hardworking. Goodness gracious. He should really look at himself in the mirror. Chicken backside. i feel evil. Anyways, that j3 teacher is really quite useless sia. Hear her out of tune and shaky voice really makes me go into coma, not only sleep cans. Go into coma. The worst thing is she is very rude. She pointed at me and said This person arh never wear shoe one leh. Excuse me woman, i have i name. And so what if i never wear shoes(i just took a shower you see). I like to feel at home cannot is it. Only lulu will bother to entertain her. Go lah, be lulu's wife and let him abuse you everyday. See your face still intact.
I think i accumulated more bad karma today, maybe Ahnan the hell gaurd will catch me one day.

Yesterday, while i was sleeping, i was awoke by a very tickly feeling around my thigh. I tossed over and i got a shock of my life. I saw a girl in the chinese red bridal dress, with a red veil on her head. She was a pitiful ghost i must say. She committed suicide after her husband ran away. She waited for a full 3 hours for her husband to lift the veil, but realised he had run away. Disappointed and depressed, she jumped down the building in red, signifying that she will be back for revenge. Ever since, she attended getai every sunday. Never had she needed to worry about a shortage of seats, because she always had seats reserved in the front row. Occassionally, she will stage performances, singing her favourite chinese song, Wo de yi ke xin, zhi gei yi ge ren.
I found out something very important about her, she's a muslim ghost cause she pins a green ribbon, laced with silver linings on it. Hence, i deduced a special formula to ward her off, sprinkle pork floss. (i am not a single bit racist)
I took a photo of her. I will feel really really bad if i really post her photo here. Ok, i better not although it will be really funny.
Adapted from True files
(Only those who saw her before will know what am i talking about. )

Today's funny when i keep making up stories and teasing people. Did you watch A bug's life? Siokteng looks like the ji za ant.

Anyways,
I did not bring my handphone to school today cause i forgot to charge it yesterday. I realise how important handphone is to me. I feel lost and insecure without my handphone. I feel as though i lost touch with the real world. Hahaa.. i'm beginning to be drama agains.
I read recent article that mentioned how people actually use handphones to wriggle out of awkward scenarios, for e.g pretending to read a message or pretend to have a call. Have you done that before? I have leh. But i guess you wont know.

In 10 hours more, i will be back in the RI bandroom.

4 Comments:

Anonymous said...: hulloo..haha pamela here..ur blogg is super funnnieee..n so are u!!haha i esp like the story about the ghost..wahaha can't stop luffin reading ur blogg..n yes twizzlers hould be bamnned...:D; 4/29/2005 11:19 PM
Anonymous said...: ohmygoodness ben ure the best. ahnan shd catch u soon so i wont laugh more than 15mins a day!; 4/29/2005 11:50 PM
Anonymous said...: woooooooooooooooooooo... careful ah, the ghost can surf internet one! ben, u successfully insulted 4 people in one post! bad karma!; 4/29/2005 11:55 PM
crossbearer said...: I can't live without my handphone! Once, I forgot to bring my phone to school and I can't believe how I survived the day feeling so "naked". hahaha...and lulu's really funny. Does he know everyone hates him?; 4/30/2005 5:13 PM

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