You know the time which most people commit suicide is 0430. I wonder why is it that time. Maybe because they sleep walk and accidentally fall off the window? Or perhaps they cant
sleep and want to find something thrilling to do...such as bungee jumping without a string? Weird people. So it's not really a loss having them committing suicide. The world becomes a more normal place without them.

Anyway, today was good. We played floor ball for PE which i am actually quite good at it. Reaaaally. I was top scorer can. Haha... Actually, i merely camped near the goal post, wait for the ball to come and just hit it into the net, claiming all the credit.

Oh, you know lulu was rather funny today. He tooked a spoilt floorball stick and he din know(he somemore thought very good). Then hongsheng asked him to change to another one and he said he dont want because the stick was straight. As in, the good stick is suppose to be straight, not the curve one that he is holding. And i was controlling my laughter.

I think lulu has violent tendencies.
He likes to wack things. When we played floorball, he was hitting the small little plastic ball so extremely hard that the ball keeps flying away. He thinks floorball is all about smashing the ball, which is absurd. So whenever he got the ball, i never bothered to snatch it or tackle it from him in case my feet get smashed accidentally.

During math, i volunteered to do one question, the only question i did. Haha..i think that's a smart tactic to avoid teachers from exposing you. It's call tutorial-smart. Do a few questions and volunteer to do them. It will look as if you have attempted all the questions. really.

Then chem was bend-your-head-as-low-as-possible time. I din attempt any question and i was so afraid he would call me. Fortunately, he din. His appraisal was done by another teacher who sat behind and he asked if language is one of the judging criteria.. And the worst thing is, instead
of correcting his error, he emphasised it. He was saying something like are there any question? then he realised something was wrong and he corrected to IS there any questionS, which is, equally wrong.

PW was the slackiest lesson of the day. Everyone was late because the silly lift just doesnt want to come.

The lift a bit sot. (crazy) one can. Sometimes travel so fast sometimes so slow. Sometimes even go to 11 floor. I already told tessie upteem times to stop playing with the lift and she still dont listen.
Tessie nowadays getting very out of hand one cans. I will deal with her tomr. please remind kannan to bring pork floss .

Talking about tessie, she gets quite scary at times. You know she was trying to talk to that PE
teacher, but she din know his name, so she was floating around him, trying to get his attention, but to no avail, as usual. This tessie arh.

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Scared the wits out of me man. (do u see
the resemblance between tessie and the backgrnd
woman)

(I promised not to
distort people's photo and it still holds true because i did not distort
this photo at all. 100% natural) Might as well just pose
nicely.

Back to PW, what's up with hay oon man. Can someone phone the fashion police to nab her. Did you see her shoes? Pink leopard skin design shoe with a pink chap-teh like feather on the top. You might think it's ok. But that with a brown aunty pants. Fashion disaster can. If i ever walk with her on the street, i will wrap my head with plastic bag. (dont care if i get suffocated). And since this is such a classic example of a fashion disaster, i tooked around 10 secret shots of it in
lyn's camera which she kindly lent it to me since orlando's gone. I cant upload though since i dont have the connection thing.

By the way orlando's going for another month!! Which means he cannot spend my birthday with
me...arh..i want to take pictures.

After that, i wanted to go for tanning session 4. but it failed because in the midst of me swimming, the sky threatened to rain. The sun was covered by clouds and i could not tan!
So i went to swim and while attempting to swim another style, my little toe cramped. I thought it broke off can. So i was forced to stop my nonsense and go back.

I went to shop and save to buy snacks for the weekends! (By the way, let me warn you, shop and save is filled with Xiang yun's face.) So while i am blogging, i can snack and grow fat. I want to grow fat.

I want to be obese. I want to take up 2 seats on the bus so that no one else can sit beside me. I want to block 3 persons way and let everyone notice me on the street. I WANT TO BE FAT. By
the way, i suspect there's a snake in my stomach which eats up everything i consume, so i cant put on any more weight.

I bought mochi and mini cornetto which i thought was quite cutes. Mini cornetto! I bought big
seaweeds and top shell. Do you know what's top shell? It's a very very nice thing to eat but it's quite unknown because very few places sell them. It's a can of snails. You just have to cut them up and add lime. I enjoy chewiness of the snails.

Today i was quite suay can. I almost step onto a dead lizard. The dead lizard was lying stomach side up and so many ants were scrambling around and i actually almost stepped on it while drinking my tau huay zui. You know right, the tau huay aunty quite smarts leh. She saw me and asked if i went swimming. I dont know how she know i went swimming. You mean i got swimming face? Do i? Ok, i think i am joining SEA games next time. The tau huay auntie also veh generous.

She scoop so much tau huay zui that could probably last me until tomorrow.
Generous and smart tau huay auntie. Go support her. Oh, it's cheap too, compared to jollibean.

7 Comments:

Anonymous said...: hehe...the photos are scary and i think the teacher behind tessie is just downright eerie..; 5/20/2005 8:34 PM
tiffy(: said...: "the world becomes a more normal place without them" haha thats why they haveta commit suicide whats. then they'll disappear xP; 5/20/2005 9:53 PM
Anonymous said...: ayes miss poh is how nice too larr...; 5/20/2005 11:10 PM
nOe said...: benjy.....ure still as crappy as ever....hahaz..anyway arlows!!long time no see...im glad ure having fun in sch...take care(:; 5/20/2005 11:40 PM
crossbearer said...: Ooo...that's my chem tutor last time! hehehe. And they both look quite alike. Hahaha...; 5/22/2005 8:33 AM
Anonymous said...: how u noe ppl commit suicide at 0430. hahax anw floorball is fun! im playing tt for pe too=D
yahting; 5/23/2005 1:59 PM
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