Haha, i agree my previous entry was seriously crap. But who cares anyway.

I realised my rotten entry was quite effective. I went out 3 consecutive days ok. Let me see, i went to orchard, i went to katong and i went to east coast park. In essence, i travelled across singapore in a grand total of six times . And what does this show? I'm not unpopular after all. Ha. Thanks to jax for asking me out yesterday.

I had quite a good time blading in east coast park 2 days ago. Furthermore it wasnt that crowded and that is extremely important to me, the amateur and accident-prone skater boy. I brought my bulky skates across the island and took nearly 20 minutes to put them on, including my wrist and knee gaurd. I look so pro can. But looks can be deceiving, because i was wobbling throughout the entire journey. And oh, i need to warn all of you to be extra cautious about little children in the park. WATCH OUT FOR LITTLE CHILDREN. They might seem small and powerless but when it comes to causing accident, i tell you, they top the charts. For example, there was this little boy who was cycling in his 4 wheeled bicycle and he almost crashed with us because his line of vision was perpendicular to his line of motion. In other words, he was looking sideways. But then being the alert me, i immediately siam one side and prevented a much unwanted head on collision. Of course, there were many others but fortunately i'm still in one piece, alive and kicking.
I quite hate little children sometimes, especially if they arent cute. They are clumsy, noisy and cumbersome to bring around. They make so much noise as if they are the only creatures on earth. And they bump onto almost anything because their vision scope is small due to under develop eyes. Plus, they are short. That day i tripped a little girl and i think she deserves it. WHO ASK HER TO BE SO CLUMSY. WHO ASK HER TO WALK WITH HER EYES CLOSED. In addition, parents who bring them in baby prams also do cause a lot of inconvenience. For example, they block the entire pathway which causes jam esp if the place is crowded and they take up the space of 5 people in an MRT.

Yesterday i went to orchard with jiexuan and friends. We spent a bomb playing pool. Dont be shock k (50 dollars!!). My goodness, i never play pool until so expensive before! But then again, i only played pool once.
I think i got talent one can.
Afterwhich i saw the band chalet com people. Ching and i kept disturbing adriel as usual.

On the way home, i met a group of bengs in the queue for my bus, which disturbed me alot. Even the aunty behind was shaking her head furiously and rolling her eyes like nobody's business. These people arh, should really be banished from the world and never be allowed to see the sun. They are nuisance to the public. Now, i really need to justify this and i want to anyway.

Reason 1 : They utter explicit vulgarities loudly in public
I feel that it is extremely rude to continuosly yell vulgarities in public where there are so many people present. This includes the young and innocent, the sohisticated and mature and the old and wise people. And i bet no one will enjoy hearing such rude language in front of their faces. For goodness sake, not everyone share common interests with you.

Reason 2: They spit on the ground
WAH LAU. You know that day, they were sitting on the bars of the queue line and they conveniently spat on the ground! That was extremely unhygienic and inconsiderate! You know how many people were there behind them! And if they were a little careless, they would be stepping on their plegm! (Fortunately i was in front.) Let's say someone stepped on it, the plegm will stick onto his shoes and then then he will step all over the place and he will spread all the germs around. Finally the entire queue line will be filled with bacteria. Ew.

Reason 3: They litter
Ok, i know not all bengs litter but the ones i saw yesterday litter.

Reason 4: They smoke
They not only smoke, they share cigarrettes.

Reason 5: They colour their hair like monkeys.
Since the time of evolution, monkeys has evolved into man and now, man is evolving back to monkeys. What has the world become.

Reason 6: They pick up fights when people stare at them
This is amusing. In fact in most cases, people merely looked at them, not even considered staring. But bengs treat it very seriously you know, they cannot take it one leh. They must take revenge. But i find it funny. Would you fight with someone who looks at you?

Reason 7: They speak weird languages.
The speak a language with an indecent mixture of hokkien vulgarities, broken english and chinese. It can get quite annoying at times.

Reason 8: They speak very loudly.
The world revolves around them and only them. I wonder if they are competing against who can speak louder in every conversation.

Reason 9: They cause trouble.
I dont think this needs any elaboration.

Reason 10: They have fringes like curtains.
For goodness sake, this is not cool AT ALL. Covering half of your face with hair is not a single bit trendy or fashionable. Instead it's very irritating and i have the urge to snip them off.

But then, there are good bengs as well. I am not saying all bengs are bad. Some bengs have a kind heart and helpful nature. Go bengs!

5 Comments:

Anonymous said...: wahahah...i agree...children can be so irritatin sumtimes...tat time when my frens and i were in east coast, we were riding a bike when a couple of small girls on tiny bikes were riding head on towards me...haha i din know if i should siam or let her do it...so in the end i allowed to siam, by riding straight towards her direction..haha..she made a big turn and ended up colliding wif a big tree..haha.so funny..oops; 6/04/2005 3:04 PM
BenJ said...: good job!; 6/04/2005 3:17 PM
tiffy(: said...: TSK benjies. you were once a child too whats.; 6/04/2005 6:46 PM
F said...: oh my...you really have smt against bengs and kidss
haha
but u see arr..
kids..you were once one too..
BENGS..
well..
take out the "GS"
becomes BEN!!!
hahaha
oh wellss..
i went blading too
and fell..haha..
oh welll..; 6/04/2005 6:59 PM
Anonymous said...: wow...hey don't be that anti-kids can or not!

=) they can be quite cute. In fact i love them - ten feet away from me (and even better if they were in a sound proof room)

I'm not exactly lovey-dovy with children now too...cause my mum just gave away all my toys to this two twin sisters that live two blocks away from me. And they disfigured my clay Pig head.; 6/05/2005 8:53 PM

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6/04/2005

10 reasons why bengs should be banished

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