WAHHHHHH. I decided to blog since i just finished my physics revision. Not alot, but enough to keep me happy for awhile. Well well, I'm blogging and I'M BLOGGING! Haha, feeling abit crazy.

I have been generating loads of crap recently, (e.g problem teen). Oh, by the way, my grasshopper is still alive. Surprising sia. It has been almost a week and it's still happily hopping around the small grass aquarium. Ok, i wouldn't say happily, instead, i think it is trying
to bang its way out of that alieny plastic box. I wanted to let it go but i'm just too lazy to bring it down. So for the time being, it will just have to wait.

My mother just came back from shanghai a few days ago and bought a lot of things, as usual. Wanted to take photos of them and post them here but i guess it's really too troublesome. By the way, i have got a wooden flute, a watch, shirts...blah. And a shoe, which my sister lost it somewhere in china.

You know, i bought 2 polo dry fit tee shirts from giordano and it's really quite cheap. Guess how much! Quick Guess...

Yup, only $35! And that's not just 1 polo tee but 2 polo tees! Furthermore, it's dry fit which means bye to sweaty sticky feeling!

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Bye sweaty-sticky feeling!

Hahah. By the way, giordano did not pay me to do this. I'm just doing free advertisement, which unfortunately, cannot be counted as CIP hours.
Or else i will probably win some big hearts award.

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Inproportionality.

No, it's not some math topic. Dont worry. It has just suddenly dawned upon me that i am inproportional. There's something quite wrong with the structure of my body which took me 16 years to realise. People told me before though, but i just put it off until recently i start to pay more attention to it.

I have very thin hands and short stumpy legs. Which i dont know why. Ok, i dont care.

Pretend you din see it. Of course you cant.

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That aside. I forgot to talk about today's title.

Farters Anonymous. (Sounds nice).

Have you ever walked into a lift, only to be enveloped with a stench? I
think you have, dont deny. You know what i am talking about! In more
layman terms, people fart in the lift, anonymously. (of
course, who would fart and raise up his hand admitting he has just farted)
I have tolerated such nonsense for so many times and i have decided to say
it here. (like as if it makes a difference)

Imagine one day, you walk happily into the lift. You press the button
and the door closes. You realise you made the worst decision of your life
: to walk into that fateful lift. The sky turns black, dark clouds gather
and lightning strikes.

Your face creases into a crumpled looking thing and you
cant breathe, neither can you do anything but wait.

WHY?! WHY?!

The reason is simple, someone just farted inside.

That is extremely irritating alright. Of all places, they must fart in the lift. That small enclosed container which everyone needs to go in. The lift.

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Ha, i think my content is not suitable for anyone aged above 20.

My latest addiction nowadays is juggling. It's really really fun you know. Once you get the hang of it! Furthermore juggling has lots of benefits, because it's a form of exercise and it also helps
improve concentration span. Anyway, i can juggle now, although not very steady. I practised quite hard k, the ball even dropped into the fish tank. Serious! Must have give the fishes their greatest shock of their lives.

10 Comments:

Anonymous said...: hahah train ur lungs then! lol try not to breath=P
yahting; 6/20/2005 9:44 PM
Anonymous said...: like, HUUHHHHHHH!!!??? inproportionality?!?!?! LOL. You might have fried ur brain studying.; 6/20/2005 9:59 PM
F said...: Hey PenPen, my dear dear cousin, i patronized your blog using "POSTER GIRL" aka Fair the Fake Fair account. Stop being so bloody funny,and do blog about the time we heard Fly Birdie Fly song or the time i stayed over and you molested the "Chilli" in your parents room, beside your semi-sleeping mother which is also my...*Gasp* Aunt Margret~! Super love your blog entries, addictive and definately a must read of this century! that is all, i wanna start my own blog and compete with you..*evil grin*
Sha; 6/21/2005 3:41 AM
F said...: This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.; 6/21/2005 3:41 AM
ling said...: i know how to juggle 3 balls for half a round. and i'm very good and juggling one ball.; 6/21/2005 12:21 PM
Anonymous said...: hmm... how does the polo tee works? got mechanism behind it onex horx? dun understand. lolx. juggling.. 2 balls can? tt's the max i can do.; 6/21/2005 2:39 PM
chingerr (: said...: eh.i am going to start wearing two polo tees at one time also.but i think a bit hot ah? EH TEACH ME HOW TO JUGGLE.I WANT TO JUGGLE FOOD THEN MAKE THEM DISAPPEAR AS I JUGGLE!; 6/21/2005 11:52 PM
crossbearer said...: hahaha...The polo tees look good! Argh. I want them too! Anyway, yes...it sucks when people just fart in the lift. Ewwww.

And I can juggle two balls max! Hahaha...I can try three, but I'm not terribly good at it. Blah.

Good luck for the upcoming blocks! =); 6/22/2005 12:47 AM
enuttyone said...: omg... you just got cheated. the giodano at bugis sells them at 2 for $33! hahahahaha anyway, hooray for the updates! but i also have to study so. BOOOOOOOO. catch up another day.; 6/22/2005 1:51 AM
Anonymous said...: your pained face is super farnie.; 6/22/2005 5:04 PM

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Farters Anonymous

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