I'm getting lazy. I mean, i've always been lazy. Take for example today, i had the whole day to do whatever i want.. THE WHOLE DAY, but i ended up eating and sleeping. (it's part of power programme). I ate mee soto. I ate fried beehoon. I ate potato chips. I ate saseme paste. I ate almond desert. I ate amos chicken drumstick. Then i slept.

All i did throughout the entire weekend is 2 chemistry tutorial questions. Someone slap me now. Slap me tight in the cheeks to wake me up now! (ok, just joking larh) Must i wait until i do badly for everything before i wake up? (Worse still, do badly still continue to laze).

Arh, benjamin u just watch out ok.

Anyway, this blog entry is dedicated to a cheena man i met in the coffee shop today. It was just a very very insignificant encounter, but i think it's quite funny.

You see, i was having breakfast in the coffee shop this morning with my grandma. And when my granny went off to the toilet, i was left alone eating my mee soto. Suddenly i realise i'm always left alone eating one can. WHY LIKE TT?!

Anyway, as i was saying, i was left alone eating mee soto and a china man in a black aw piao sling bag approached me. He was mumbling some hokkien or teochew (whatever) language which i could hardly decipher. He was asking if i want to know my fortune. I was quite taken aback because i would never expect a fortune teller to approach me. In addition, i'm still so young can.
I look superstitious is it? Or i look like from china so he found me familiar? ARH. Better not ok.

I shook my head profusely trying to shoo him off.

Then he said my life's extraordinary. HAHA, what a pleasant surprise early in the morning!

Of course, i dont believe. How extraordinary can i get. Superman arh? Oh, i know, spiderman. He probably read my entry and thought i was indeed spiderman.

CRAP.

Anyway, i dont have money to entertain him.

So i shouted at him,

"wo mei you qian!!!"

Say is say like that. I never shout. I told him nicely ok. Give him some face, furthermore i dont want to end up fighting in the coffee shop early in the morning. Haha!

And he walked away to find another potential prey.

Sometimes, i wonder why everytime got this kind of people approach me. I look very cheatable is it?! WHY?!

That day i was walking to botanics and a man who claim to be lost asked me for a dollar to take bus home.

And another boy who lost his phone asked to borrow mine to find his friend.

And phone surveyers always call my home.

WHY?!

Why do i get all these shit. Why only i help people, people never help me. People approach me for money but no one approach to give me money.

Sigh, what an extraordinary life i have. the fortune-teller's right.

3 Comments:

F said...: woahhh....thought u not superstitious one?HAHAHA..a man approached u and asked for a dollar?ahh..you should be honoured darling...it means you look kind enough laa..HAHA..and BE MORE HARDWORKING LIKE ME (SO NOT)!!HAHA; 7/24/2005 9:51 PM
Anonymous said...: eh....i would have given that one dollar. benefit of doubt...but then..not too sure...i'm giving myself the benefit of doubt here.., think i'll do the the kind act and not be suspicious...; 7/25/2005 7:08 PM
Anonymous said...: erm, approach to give you money ar...wait long long lar...haha
yeah, you seem to have so many interesting and weird stuff happening in your life, not bad...at least you can be entertained =)
-xinying-; 7/25/2005 10:25 PM

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