Dont reply my message, fine. I wont reply yours. Nowadays i have serious issues with people who pruposely ignore my message and pretend as though nothing has happened. Some messages dont need a reply, i'm fine with that. But when you ask a question, obviously you want a reply. And people delibrately just ignore your message. (this happens really commonly when you ask for a favour). That's very very rude. Even if you give a negative answer, it's totally fine compared to ignoring the message totally, leaving me hanging in the air like a dumb dumb tarzan wearing the wrong underwear. Fine fine fine, dont reply then i will an eye for an eye. Next time you message me for a favour, i will pretend the phone vibrated on itself.

Ok, i've had enough complaining. It's getting quite fun complaining here. You know, it's a form of stress buster. I feel happier now.

And i made a shocking discovery today. Now i know where did all my oil go. And why no matter how much oil i consume, i wont grow fat. The oil gets excreted via my face. I found out this
amazing fact this morning when i saw a new pimple budding from in between my (almost connecting) eyebrowns. By the way, nowadays fashion Unibrown. Dinstint eyebrowns are getting too common, unbrowns are more unique.

As i was saying, i saw a new pimple and i suddenly recalled that yesterday i ate KFC. The oil from the fried chicken came out from the new pimple. No wonder i'm not growing any fatter. All the oil is coming out through my face!

Today i went for band late, again. (according to my personal standards, i'm considered punctual, considering i pang sai before band). I hate controlling shit. The feeling of shit coming out yet no where to shit is a terrible feeling.

After band, we went to the very famous

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You cannot snatch my prata

The pratas are really not bad. I think mine's the best. PAPER PRATA! It's very crispy but it takes the longest time to prepare. (looks like omelette)

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And the obscene leeying was digging her nose like as though it;s a never ending hole. The index finger went up and down up and down... I was quite afraid her pisai will land in my prata can, somemore my prata got one hole in the middle..

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Ok, last picture of the prata experience. Milo Dinosaur! Yummy yummy!

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After which i attended a Rock wall climbing session. I'm good ok, i'm good! After mastering my rock wall skills i will become spiderman. (hint to directors who want to film Asian Spiderman. I'm the best choice). I even help you all create the poster liao. I can do publicity myself also.
Where to find such economical actor?!

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Erm, can you all tell lushan dont keep asking me donate blood. I'm skinny myself already and if i lose somemore blood, i will be blown away with the leaves. Or even swirl together with the leaves on windy days. Then i look super pale until my family gets a shock everynight they see
me. Please, Dont Ask Me to Donate Blood. Ask Youmin, she's interested. Lu shan and youmin can skip joyfully hand in hand to the donation room. But not me.

Actually come to think of it, may and lushan quite matching. The share common interests( e.g dontating blood), both surnames start with lu and one black one white. Chao matching sia! Then they just have to name their child Lu and it's done. A 3 in 1 name. Lu Lu can function as a chinese name, christian name Lulu and it's also their surname.

Lululululu. Then the next child can by named Xi. So it's LuXi, or Lucy.

Wah, brilliant man me.

6 Comments:

crossbearer said...: Lol. I like paper prata too! =)); 7/09/2005 9:49 PM
tiffy(: said...: LOL lulu ! what a corny name xP; 7/09/2005 11:21 PM
Anonymous said...: benj, you know hor, only werewolves have unibrow...read tt somewhere..aha, oh what does this mean??
donating bld! urgh! like sticking some foreign thingy in your body..how disgusting n painful can that get...
-xinying-; 7/09/2005 11:54 PM
nOe said...: no..ur looks too toot for spiderman liaoz....hehez...aiyah u ar...every entry also like scolding pp...still e same critical benjamin...anyway...i like prata too!hahaz..; 7/10/2005 10:45 AM
nimuoy said...: er thanks ah-_-; 7/10/2005 9:35 PM
F said...: HAHAHA..ben ar..
you this article got me laughing..
im not sure why too..
hahaha..
YOU OSO DUN EPLY PPL's msg one..
stil come and complain..
ur spiderman head face wrong place laa
and your friend dun look like the
YOU CANNOT SNATCH MY PRATA look..
it looks more like..
YOU TOUCH MY PRATA YOU DIE
hahaha..
LULU and LUCY..
you're future children names too rite!!hahaha; 7/11/2005 1:16 AM

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Roti prata spiderman

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