I just did an extreme makeover. It was a full 10 hours of operation and finally, the result was satisfying. At least, to me. Being the technologically retarded person i am, i finally succeeded in my makeover.

For my blog.I mean, i just completed revamping turnmachine.blogspot.com. You mean you really thought i went for a makeover? I dont believe you are that naive man. (anyway i dont need to can) I revamp until i almost vomitted blood. Html codes are super confusing and not having touched them properly for my whole lifetime, it was not an easy task ok. But you see, the end product is still good. I especially like the robot at the top right hand corner of the page. That was one of my toys, i bought it at action city for $1 dollar only! Great bargain, but i dont think they do sell this robot anymore... It will even shake it's butt when you wind the spring.

Oh, i must remember to thank huei shan because i constantly bugged her to help me although there isnt really much to help because the codes are really too too confusing.

I think my spectacles degree increased by 100 after doing this major revamp. You know, this makes me wonder how the people at blogskins.com got so much to design templates. Some even say things like " this is my 20th design.." Before they can even continue to say anything, my mouth is already so widely agaped that a housefly could probably fly in. 20 SKINS leh, siao siao. How free can these people get?! i do 1 pathetic black skin already need 2 days. Going by proportionality, 1 skin 2 days, 20 skins i need to spend 20 days sitting in front of the computer marathon. Then maybe after that i can join Guiness World of Records, competing with that woman for the eye protruding record. I got chance one can.

Hm, come to think of it, i haven been properly blogging for 2 whole weeks! Other than skimpy entries like saying happy birthday to myself, i haven actually written something properly. Now now, common test's over! And i'm going to update like crazy. I'm just too elated that i have survived the terrible ordeal, maybe not yet, when i get back my shocking results i will probably get into fits or something. Spasm, convulsions... of that sort.

After chemistry paper yesterday, i had dinner and went home feeling really relieved. I twirled my underwear, walk around, take photos of fishes, juggle like a nut..blah blah..really happy because CT IS OVER! Ohoh, I tell you all a good news ok, dont tell siok teng, Orlando is back! Woohoo! My camera is back! But of course, i wont distort people's picture, because i promised not to and i'm a person of integrity ok. So now i'll be at my normal cameraman routine, and the best thing is i dont have to borrow people's camera anymore! It's just so good to have something of your own right. My sister just came back from Moscow and we played mahjong . YOU KNOW WHAT, I ALMOST GOT SHI SAN YAO YESTERDAY! I only missed one YI WAN tile to win ok.

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That day, i was checking my tracker and i realised quite a few tourists have been visiting me. HELLO STRANGERS! *waves Welcome to turnmachine.blogspot.com.
Besides that, i found out something really earth-shattering and also, amusing. You know how some people come to my blog. I show you

People ACTUALLY SEARCH FOR RU HUA THEME SONG. My goodness sake, what has the world become! The worst thing is search engines direct them to my blog can. In what sense does my blog resemble RU HUA THEME SONG. (although i did mention ru hua was my idol..haha!). Goodness gracious, turnmachine-ru hua theme song, ruhua theme song-turnmachine, NO LINK NO LINK. Please dont associate these 2 subjects anymore ok.

After 2 weeks of rotting at home and not seeing the sun, i suspect i have vitamin D deficiency which might lead to scurvy scurvy and i-dont-know-what. No wonder i have lost weight. I CANT AFFORD TO LOSE ANYMORE WEIGHT. ONE kg, or even ONE gram means a lot to me. If this carries on, i might not be able to fly kite anymore, because i will be blown away.

My body functions really weirdly. I eat DEEP FRIED potato chips in the middle of the night, eating fried chicken, oily stuff and i lose weight. What kind of logic is this?! RoJak kaLipok. (my new term to express illogical, random thoughts) rOjak kaLipok, that's right.

In addition, my little tan that i used to have last month is fading off like nobody's business. What is going on!? Everything is going against me. I better resume TOWNS programme really soon before i am able to camouflage against any white concrete wall.

Now my blog very easy to read right? The words so big sia! Now even your grandmother can read with you. In fact your whole family can sit together side by side, read my blog harmoniously. Promote family bonding K! HAHA. Like as if they're interested.

I'm currently lagging at home, too lazy to do anything. I am too lazy to go out. I'm made up of lazy bones and happy fats. When i laze around, i'm happy. You get the link? (roJak kaLipok).

Update blogs leh people. Everytime waste my time blog visit can. It's like going all the way from west coast park to wild wild wet and they never open. Haha,what a stupid analogy. What i mean is essentially, simplilily, in a nutshell, update your blogs. And dont learn from May go and gao those 3seconds entry. As in, her entries can be read, memorised, regurgitated in 3 seconds. That's how short it can get.

Ks, i have nothing constructive to say now.

bye!

8 Comments:

enuttyone said...: hahahahaha ruhua theme song... i'm gonna laugh until i puke all my nasi lemak...; 7/02/2005 6:09 PM
Anonymous said...: i hate u manx. how can u eat potato chips and lose weight whereas i gain weight just by breathing?; 7/02/2005 10:30 PM
Anonymous said...: wah not fair man...i wanna losewieghtloseweightloseweight then must maintian lost weight u stupid guy dun hafta. boo hoo.; 7/02/2005 10:44 PM
Anonymous said...: haha this layout looks better; 7/02/2005 10:54 PM
Anonymous said...: Haha at least it's ruhua theme song and not gekhui zhabor theme song right? :P

Yay I like the new layout. :D Just one thing though: Why do I become a kalipok when I comment!; 7/03/2005 12:12 AM
crossbearer said...: WAH. Shi san yao. No joke. hahaha..

I update my blog frequently ok. =)); 7/03/2005 3:00 AM
Anonymous said...: haha yeah this design is much better :) what's a kalipok anyway? is it like a mutated version of "curry pork" or sth? :P; 7/03/2005 9:56 AM
tiffy(: said...: haha yeah i agree w seewah.
anw, this layout looks better :D
i changed my layout too.
haha go see :D; 7/03/2005 2:00 PM

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