10/30/2005I didn't mean to spend my sunday like thatToday's a nice sunny Sunday. The sky's bright and clear; the birds are chirping melodiously outside; the dolphins are swimming happily in the deep blue ocean and the seagulls weave in and out the magnolia clouds. ... What a beautiful Sunday! And guess what was i doing the entire day? Read ahead please. I woke up at a freakin' 9 am today because the mad contractor in my neighbour's house decided to start work early and wake the whole block up. He started hammering, nailing,etc, creating ALL SORTS OF DISTURBANCES and woke everyone up. And after breakfast, i realised there's nothing to do except to plonk myself in front of the computer and start to blog surf, msn, disturb people, look at people's friendster pics, practise for kbox... blah blah and i did this until now. I CANT BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS. And now, i'm blogging again. So when all of you come back from your family outings, party, gatherings, you wont see the same ol' hiaow entry there. And talking about friendster pics, i got quite grossed out when i saw a profile of a 40 year-old-enough-to-my-mother woman. The worst thing is she types like a premature teen and below her picture was a caption saying : mi...after taking a bath. EEE! Can you imagine your mother doing that?! MY GAWDDDD. I also found out several tricks which people used to make them look good in a photo if they're, fugly. And you can use them too, Number 1, take a photo with a big cap such that only the mouth is shown. Number 2, make the photo black and white to minimize blemishes. Number 3, take a picture such that only half ur face is shown. Number 4, take photo with a big group of people such that your face becomes shockingly tiny. Number 5, take photo with a few good looking friends and not identifying yourself. Personally, i think the best way is of course, photoshop. Let me give you an example, look at this lady over here,  (if this is you, i'm really sorry, i have no ill-intentions. ) Very photogenic but there's still lots of room for improvement. Firstly, i have to say that size does matter. Secondly, where's the eyebrowns? hello? Thirdly, the colour is horrendous. She looks like a sickly pale thing over here. With just a few clicks on the mouse,  Now, for better comparison,  I think she looks much better, dont you think so? So, i got sick of surfing friendster profiles and i switched back to blogs-surfing. Then i was reading my cousin's blog and i always see this photo of her good friend which i find pretty scary-looking and i thought i shall do a good deed today and help her do a makeover. Why not right? Please dont ever point your finger at me and say i'm mean , evil ,etc etc. I hate it. HELLO, I AM DOING A GOOD DEED.  So with again, some magical touches....  A brand new, sweet-looking friend for you fairli!  This one doesnt require much effort lah, just some minor adjustments. So that's all for blog surfing and my attention suddenly switched back to the superstar show again. hahah, i know it has been long over and outdated but can i just talk about it for one last time. And there i was, trying to look for ugly pictures so i can practise my skills and one caught my eye almost immediately.  the first thought that came to my mind was zombies. Mr sugianto looks like a zombie, dont you agree? A pale looking, revengeful, lerthagic zombie! And look at the eyes, one big one small. Plus, his pouty mouth makes him look constipated. The face's too fat too!! Let me do some magic... TA DA!  Side by side comparison,  And that's how i spent my sunday.
posted by BenJ at Sunday, October 30, 2005
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4 Comments:
ben arh i think ur photoshop doesn help much... though they should look much better i think they kinda gotta look more scarier.
wahlaao u quite mean can?!! realli lor.. just rip ppl
pic den photoshop them?! =Sss hahah the sugi one was gd tho..
yahting
hahaha
i agree with ur friend man..
instead of aking people look better
u make them look BAD
ben,you never fail to amaze me with the funny pics u find..
u should be nice and send the girl a msg,
"pls do not pluck or shave too much eye brows
she look weird..
anyway..who say u can take y friend's!!!
YOU'RE SO MEAN u know that?
seriously speaking.
imagine u saw ur own pic on soeone's blog saying u look scary
i know its hilarious to the reader
but iagine the hurt the person will feel
besides she did nothing wrong to u..
hahaha. the first two examples are really scary. i mean the two person. no offence tho. lol.
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