I'm have something to admit today.
Finally, i plucked up enough courage to confess.

I LIKE TO USE HANDICAP TOILETS.

Hahah! I really like to use handicap toilets though they are not meant for me to use. But the thing is, there are so many of them around the school compound and how many handicap people we have?! Can use fingers to count one. This thus implies that, i can use them rightfully, without worrying about creating any inconveniece. Even if there is indeed a handicap who needs to use it and i'm inside, there will always be another toilet in vicinity, to be exact, a few metres only.

But if he really really cannot walk somemore hor, then just knock the door lah. I will try my very best to come out as fast as possible, even if i am shitting halfway.

I like to use handicap toilets because firstly, they are spacious and nice-smelling everytime i enter. The toilet is so big can and all to myself! WAHA! I dont have to worry about farting too loudly or shitting too noisily, because i;m the only one inside! In addition, since very few people use the the handicap toilets, the place is always clean and green, like brand new! I also realise cleaners like to clean the handicap toilet, maybe because it's easy to clean? Ah, whatever. Anyway, it is always nice-smelling and pleasant to use.

The next best thing about the handicap toilet is the nice oscillating fan above which provides so much ventilation and comfy when using the toilet. Unlike the common toilet which the stench is always hovering around the place. Oh i took a photo of the fan while shitting in the toilet today, but lazy to post.

Then there is the sink and mirror all to myself. I dont have to worry about hogging the sink and i can make my hair whatever i want to make, without worrying that people might think i'm crazy. More often than not, the sink is always sparkling squeekly cleeeean in contrast to the common toilet which might contain vommit or blood sometimes.

Haha, by saying all this i realised i have exposed myself. But i dont think it is anything shameful at all since i'm not creating any trouble to others. I just like private space, that's all!
anyway i know you also like to use handicap toilets. Dont try to deny ok. And the point is, it's perfectly ok! Handicap toilets are meant to be used but dont purposely hog it and style your hair for ages inside.

Actually i didnt intend to keep using handicap toilets one. It's all the teh beng aunty's fault i must say. She EVERYTIME put soo much milk in the teh beng and make me stomachache ok! Canteen stalls nowadays, getting from bad to worse only.
Since i'm already side-tracking, let me continue about canteen.

Let me do a stall by stall analysis.

Drinks stall-said.

Western stall: The aunty likes to act efficient by taking orders all the way back until she cannot shout but more often than not, she is only capable of preparing food for the first student. So what's the point of taking so many orders when you can at most cater to one student? *Sratches head until bald. So i never eat from her stall unless there is 0 people.

Noodles stall: If i have YUN NAM vouchers i would have given all to the uncle. His balding problem is very serious. I can see his effort to minimise hair-dropping by wearing this white spiky turban over his head. But i ALWAYS FIND HAIR IN MY FOOD. Thank god i have sharp eyes or i would have eaten the hair along with the mushrooms. And who knows how often he washes his hair. The problem is getting better though.

Yong tau foo stall: Not bad. I like the prawn mee because they give alot of prawns although the prawn looks like it's been sliced 3-4 times. Speed can be improved though.

Cai fan stall 1: The uncle has a funny voice and he behaves as though he is deaf. He always like to repeat what you say. His food is ok and perhaps he can improve his efficiency by asking another helper. ok uncle?

Fruits Stall: I tell you, i like the aunty and the granny man. Both of them are so efficient! Keep it up fruit aunties!

Cai fen stall 2: Sorry uncle but your food is the most disgusting. In attempt to make the food easier to swallow, he pours the char siew oil into the rice. That is how unhealthy can. Chao tar char siew and oil poured into the rice... Maybe someone should tell him not to do it the next time. And many complained his prices fluctuate like the share market and i'm beginning to realise it. He anyhow give a price then say in those tone like as if he has given you a discount like that. Who knows he overcharge lah.

Malay stall : Very expensive. I dont know how they charge one. I dont dare to anyhow point whenever i'm at that stall in case i need to help them wash plates.

Prata stall: Mediocre pratas. Can be better by making fresh pratas instead of storing them in a bucket.

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I accomplished my goal of not being mean today and not openly, louding maligning others. That's goood!

And today's newspaper feature dr. william tan who broke the guinness world record by wheeling 243km in 24 hours. He's my idol by the way. It's in the straits time, main paper, somewhere in the middle.
For the lazy,
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I'm creating another blog, an anonymous one. I'm going to write entries about things that i'm not comfortable sharing with people i know. Please dont be kpo and try to find. And i not so blur like liching. HAHA. Private blog let so many people read still dont know.. I will achieve baiting's super secretive standard.

I think my confessions are crude.

6 Comments:

Anonymous said...: another honest entry! i like those toilets too! but everytime got other ppl in the toilet, i will act civic minded then nv kope handicap one...only when i alone i toilet, then will dua pai use lar
hehz...kinda bad right
rJ food sounds pretty terrible..don't worry, hc's one is not any better too!
-xinying-; 8/01/2005 8:26 PM
*aaron said...: im quite same as u ben!..hmms..but im just worried abt u...when either one of the canteen personnel see dis ur in big trouble!...but i think its true la...; 8/01/2005 9:12 PM
F said...: hahaha..you're so mean!!you cook la!!but i face the same probe im my sch..HAHA..well..i have to admit..the handicap toilet IS very nice to use..HAHA..; 8/01/2005 10:38 PM
Anonymous said...: sure go ahead.. dun be surprised if i still can find out :P; 8/01/2005 10:38 PM
F said...: anyway..i have another confession to make..i go male toilets too(only in sch)!!HAHA..they're SO MUCH cleaner den female toilets pls..; 8/02/2005 8:35 PM
Anonymous said...: RGS ran too! Where is the school name? XP; 8/05/2005 12:55 AM

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Confessions

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