I actually brought Orlando out without the memory card. How smart. Everybody, clap. Anyway, it's not really surprising since i'm such a cukoo. A camera is nothing without a memory card like a beauty without brains, and what do you call that, a bimbo.

But fortunately, i've got a camera phone which allowed me to take some photos of Kumpung RV. Teachers' Day celebrations in rj had totally no atmosphere at all. Maybe i'm used to the ra-ra gara atmosphere in rv. Anyways, it ended very early and i went back to my alma mater.

I haven't been back since a few months ago, and i realised rv looks a lot like a kumpung.

The scene strikes up those black and white images in my mind where the children play with marbles, headless chickens running around and the mother fanning the charcoal... Reminds me of tou fu jie and he ping the dai jia. (channel 8 oldies)

Then i pass by the toilets which i couldnt tell if they did not put the sign indicating that it is actually a toilet.

Wee then pointed out that the toilets dont even have a covered roof. Poor children, i worry for your safety. I will help you all pray that the Bishan paedophile dont move house to Commonwealth ok. Because rv boys have chao short shorts and might be eaily targetted by paedophiles.

Enough said about the slumpy conditions there because, after all, the sec 4 classrooms are air-conditioned. HOORAY! (but the air con louya like papaya one) The main point is, today's Teachers' Day and i went back to visit my teachers!

Mr Choy is a very nice man. He treats his students very well and even treated us to famous chicken rice at margaret drive! Hope good things fall upon him everyday. Btw the chicken rice is really not bad, at margaret drive market. But no one dares to eat the chicken backside.

After all that photo-taking and stuff, which i cant cause orlando's brain is missing, i went home due to my dental appointment with Dr khin mama (pls, i dint make this up, this is her real name).

My tooth has been giving me a lot of problems as the infection refuses to go off. The lousy trainee doctors at SGH couldnt cure it and referred me to the specialist. Those stupid newbies, they not only cant cure my tooth, they even worsen the infection which caused it to swell with pus!
But mama is different. I mean, Dr khin. She specialises in root canal therapy and is extremely professional. I hope she can cure my tooth. Now my gum and part of my nose feels numb and uncomfortable.
Anyway, next time, go for professionals when it comes to health issues. Dont compromise it with lousy free trainees. But people like me so poor, have to resort to that. No choice can.

My dream will be to own a blue and white bungalow in Holland road and drive 2 blue BMWs. I will hire 2 maids and clothe them in blue uniforms.

I cant stand stray cats. They are getting on my nerves, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY BULLY PEPSI. Pepsi very poor thing can, always let other people bully. I still remember new year, my cousin's strong terrier (male) tried to rape my pepsi and bit on his neck. That stupid gay dog. Think he very big can. Watch out i tell you.
Oh, back to stray cats. They always try to bully peppy. Every morning there is this black and white cat ( poor cat, cant take colour photos) who kept stalking pepsi, threatening to fight with him. But of course pepsi cannot win right, he so good life, never go through any tough obstacles before. His biggest challenge is prolly to jump over a hoola hoop to retrieve his ball, nothing more than that. That dog arh, life better than me ok.
So every morning my mum have to take up the defence role and protect peppy. She tried to frighten the cat by throwing stones at it but it doesnt work and it comes back every morning.

I think my only solution will be to call the ministry of environment to tell them to silence the cat.

4 Comments:

F said...: not here for a veryy long timee=)))miss my kalipoks rite...hahah..talking about kaipok i suddenly craving for it..shit...hahahaa; 8/31/2005 7:40 PM
Anonymous said...: cat. rape. dog.
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lolz... ministry of env very busy one. dun anyhow bother them :b; 9/01/2005 12:56 AM
crossbearer said...: Teacher's Day at Hwachong was a blast! Love the concert that they put up. It was very very enjoyable...even better than at RV can! And sigh. Going back to RV really brings back a lot of good (and baaaaad) memories. But it was nice to see all you guys back at RV again. =DD

Too bad I had choir and had to go back to school...if not I could have enjoyed the chicken rice loh. =((; 9/01/2005 7:23 PM
enuttyone said...: hahaha i can imagine the snarling cat preparing to pounce on your poor pepsi. that time one persian cat was snarling at my friend's poor also and she just stayed rooted to the ground larh. haha poor thing.; 9/01/2005 10:46 PM

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Orlando the bimbo

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