"The winners of this contest have not been given prior notice. In any case you see your photo appearing, dont faint in front of the computer screen. And all nominees have been carefully selected out of the hundreds of photos in my collection. Nominees are chosen purely based on the photos and does not represent them in real life in anyway. Thank you."









First and foremost, i would like to give out Most Teasable Face Award. This contestant has beat all the others hands-down, with no challengers at all. She is undoubtedly, most teasable. Winner of this award will get 1 year free Spa treatment, sponsored by Mud and Shit and
also 20 Carat plastic diamonds to accesorize her teasable face.

Winner of the 2005 Most teasable Face Award is non other than...
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Ms Da Lu, from mainland China!

(also winner of this year's Ms Third World)

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Now let's move on to the next award. Cai Tau face award. Cai tau face award is given to a special individual who looks cheatable. This face type is popular among promoters, insurance
agents and aunties who sell tissues on the street. Guess who will walk away with this year's Cai Tau Face award and be rewarded with one year's supply of fresh green vegetables and complimentary 5kg Olive oil ?

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Mr O-Zone, from Singapore!

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Third Award of Tonight, Qian Bian Look Award. As you all know, such a look is definitely not common. Not common at all! But it is the easiest to spot. One look at the face and you know, it's Qian Bian. And you realise no matter what the person say or do, you find it irksome. Sometimes, life isnt fair. Winner of this award will win 1 year immunity from appearing here ever again! Best prize ok! So who will be the lucky one?

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Ms Lady-aon, from Sentosa!

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After seeing Ms Lady-aon in her qian bian photo, we shall move on to see who has the Most Qi Cham face. Qi Cham face look very miserable in almost all occasions. They look as if they have slogged half their life or been through World War. Prize for this category is a choice of free extreme-makeover by Ben and Co. Photoshop studios (money back guarantee) or free Face reshapping by When Things Go Wrong Pte Ltd.

We have,

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Ms Aunty May, from Anita Maid agency!

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Last award for tonight before the clock hits midnight, we have Comical Face Award. Most Comical Face Award is awarded to people to understands Laughter is The best medicine and have a good sense of humour. The Look on their face never fails to tickle our funny bone until it goes totally numb. Winners of this award shall walk away with 99 days 100 night cruise with Ming Chuan, brought to you by, Sampan.Org! The chosen one to ride on the cruise is...

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Ms Lame Luah, from The Asylum!

posted by BenJ at Sunday, August 28, 2005

5 Comments:

 Anonymous said...

OMG... Spamming on blogs should be made illegal as well... -.-

8/29/2005 2:20 AM  

 Anonymous said...

and i was wondering why got so many kalipoks so fast..

i think benjamin lim's face more qianbian than his awardee's leh.

8/29/2005 6:08 AM  

 Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA I THOUGHT U SO POPULAR GOT 12 COMMENTS!!!!!!

8/29/2005 3:24 PM  

 Anonymous said...

erm haha it was me the previous post

8/29/2005 3:25 PM  

 enuttyone said...

LOL somehow im glad i aint in the same class/sch with u now =p

8/31/2005 11:34 AM  

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