Sometimes i really wonder why is everyone so afraid of Orlando (my camera btw). But then again, when i look through my archives, i'm beginning to understand.

Essentially, people have 5 types of reaction when i flash out Orlando.

Type 1: Cannot run so act sey
Usually this group of people are caught in the centre of the camera and have no time to run away, so they will act sey by either looking very serious/deep in thoughts or talking like they've got some big business.

Type 2: Siam siam siam!
Near the centre of the camera, they got a chance to siam. But in most cases, they are too shocked to siam properly and end up looking frantic. Notice that they tend to appear in a very awkward orientation, the reason? Cannot siam properly.

Type 3: I think someone called me behind
They appear near the side of the camera and thus a simple turn can eliminate their chances of appearing in the photo. In this case, the character tries to pretend as though someone behind called her when obviously, no one was.

Type 4: Look at my plaster hair
Similar to type 3, they appear near the sides. So they adopt a similar technique like type 3 but more professionally. They talk to real people and laugh pretentiously.

Type 5: Heng arh!
You must be wondering if i had forgotten to label type 5 people. I didnt. Type 5 people have successfully vanished from the camera totally. Congrats type 5 people for your high reflexes. But please, it's only a camera which has no legs to run and catch you. Dont so drama next time.

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5 Comments:

Anonymous said...: i like the bo bice imposter...so funny
-xinying-; 8/18/2005 10:40 PM
Anonymous said...: LOLOLOLOLOL
amusing, amusing. glad e benja-REALLY-MEAN's gone(.......???)
u abuse orlando btw.; 8/18/2005 10:51 PM
eunice said...: hello ben! why u sound so pissed. aiyo. though u always tease me and laugh at me ah. when u become super loser and loner u can come and find me the residential loser of rj kay (: and ur dog very fierce haha; 8/18/2005 10:54 PM
enuttyone said...: oh man. i totally feel like how u felt in ur previous entry. sheeshhh. afraid that my friends will leave and all cos i'm too self-conscious and all. -_-"" i think i'm thinking too much and worrying excessively. i also cannot stand ppl talking bad behind my back and as a result, i tend to think everyone else has a bad impression of me (when it isn't true). lol just what is wrong with me. anw, let's meet up soon okie cos i want to see pepsi!! (not you.) haha, just kidding. =DD; 8/20/2005 9:16 AM
Anonymous said...: aiyo u realli take photos of everything sia..
yahting; 8/20/2005 9:43 AM

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8/18/2005

Orlando, everyone's scared of you...

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