wA la0. i h0r quIte l0nG dinch bL0g liAoz h0r.. b0 biAnZzz lOz, p0m0Z cOmminG wAd. s0 sIanZz, eVeRydaE w0rrie tHis wOrrie dat.. sO h0r, tOdae wE3k3nd mUst lAx a bIt! i wAnt t0 b CHAO AH BENGZzzzz!

sTill reMembeR thoSe wEre de DaeZzz wHen wE tOk liKe dis.. cOme to tInk abt iT qUite fArniE hOr! aNd kIam Pai lArh! bUt onEZ in a bLue m00n, nAir mInd !

wAh, teLL u hOr, mY stUpid dOg PepSi LiM aRh, gOt sO mUch atTentiOn , m0rE dAn mEee aLray! hOw cAn! u aLL oso tOo mUch, whOle dae pRaise hIm, tHen sAE i UgLi. dIs iz my bl0g cAn. aIyaH, nAir mInd, i g0t bIg hEart KaeZ! nO worrieZ!

oH, i Muzz tEll U all sOmeThin my Cuzz dId. vEh Veh sTooopid bUt FaRniE !!! i LaUgh uNtil Lao sAi. i N0e i pRomiZ n0rt to iNsulT heR anym0re bUt dis tIme bUay taHan laRh! sHe dUrinG hEr h0me eConZzz claZ gO N c00k bAcon ( pOrk) fOr hEr mUzlim teAchEr eAT !!!! HAahaHAhahhHAhaha!!!! mAke hEr tEaCheR cRiE lEhZ. sHe Arh, toO muCh. mIng mIng n0e muZlimZ canNorT eAt pOrk sTill ruB it iN, c00k pOrk. lAter lEt matA caTch!

vEh hArd t0 cOntiNue lehZzz. mUst mAke sUre goRt uPz and DownZzz onEz. i wOnder h0w bEngZ aNd lIanZzz tYpe iN mSn sIa.

tOniGht gOt gAng fIghT sumOre lehZ. hIongZzz manZ! mUsT sHave pArangZ aNd hIde pEnknIves iNsiDe uNderwEar fOr pRoteCtiOn! dunch nOe wAd 2 wEar suMore lehZzz. sHouLd i wEar bLack sHirt wiF a LoNgZ (dRaGon) wOrd beHind noRt?! cAn scAre sCare dEm a bIt lorZzz. bUt laTer dEy canNort C mi hoW?! i b3tTer aDd suMoRe gLittEr liKe sIng gEtai dEn cAn sHing! sHinG! shIng! sCarE EnImIeZz aWay! li hAi bo!

aCherlli h0r, mY joB iZ 2 oP3n dOOr onLi sO thAt dUa BoZz cAn tAn pAn wiF otHer dUa boZZ 2 dEciDe tellitolieZzz. sIanZ. hoPe dEy dUnch fIght lOrz... sO cAn gO hOme eArlie eArliE wAtcH sTaiRwAy 2 hEavEn...

dEn mUst pUt mOre dEoDoRanT oso, lAter XxlUcy.bAybixX sAy i sMellie. oH mAn, Y gAnG fIghT sO mAh hUan! muZ do diZ do daTz! oH yAh hOr, muZ gEl hAir nIce NicE... buT hOr rUn ouT oF geL liaOzzz.. nAir miNd, i tHe rEsouRcEfuL aH bEngZ wiLL fInD a wAy, i uSe fLour! oR maYbe uHu gLue lOh. hOpE XxlUcy.bAybixX wOnt mInd! lAteR wE geT sTuCk 2gEther, wAh, sO farNie!!

Oh yAh oh YaH, tOnIte Iz m00ncAkez feStivAl !! ouR duA boSS sAe wiLL tReaT mOOncAkeZ N a PaCkeT oF cIgarEtteZzz. wOoo hoo! veH gAn dOng! uNtiL mAh dIan aLray. i mUst sKip diNneR, lEave sTomAch eMpty eMpty tHen cAn eAt m0re! zHuan dAo Okaye! nOwadAys my bRaiN tWist Veh vEh faZz, geTtIng vEh smArt liAoz. maMa wIll b veH prOud of Mi ! dUa bOZz oso! mAyb gEt prOmOted wOR!

wE luB duA boZzz!!!!

16 Comments:

F said...: ahahahhaha...BEN!!!U AND UR NONSENSE!!!i din make her cry!!!so bad rite..she cried not case of me la..how i know she eating?!?!its f&n NOT homeecon la!!f&n sounds more pro..hahaha..WE LOVE PEPSI!!!why lucy!??!hahahahha; 9/16/2005 8:47 PM
Anonymous said...: i gave up reading..-headache- all the best for promos!! (say all the best for prelims to me too!!!!); 9/16/2005 8:56 PM
-denise- said...: hello.. i also read halfway give up.. takes too much effort man..; 9/16/2005 9:50 PM
BenJ said...: who managed to finish the race! Raise up your hands! (other than the ah lian lady-aon).

And can you all please try to read finish, takes quite a lot of effort to type uP anD dOwn oNeZzz.; 9/16/2005 9:53 PM
crossbearer said...: lol! I hate people who type like that. And it was such a pain to read it I gave up halfway as well. HEHE.; 9/16/2005 10:04 PM
Anonymous said...: EH I READ FINISH! WOAH I AM REALLY VERY PATIENT OKAY; 9/16/2005 10:21 PM
Anonymous said...: I copied the entry into MS Word and formatted the font to "All caps". ;); 9/16/2005 11:20 PM
Anonymous said...: 1 f1Ni5h! wAd'S sO h@rD 2 ReAd? eAsY pEaSy wAd...; 9/16/2005 11:53 PM
*aaron said...: oEi HoW u NO3 ToNite GO+ GAnGfiGhT!..WhO aRe U!.SmaLl FrI. I aM th3 tUa BozZ oF tH3 oTheR sIDe! U DiE HoW DaR3 ToK t0 PUBIC aBoud GanG FIte..LatER THe InDianPolis ComE cAtch My ChrYSeNTHeMUM GanG hoW!..I goiN 2 AsK alL my KarKies TO FInD u!. U noE our GangFite atNIte..IndiAn poLice veryEWasy CatCh Us 1 Cuz TheY CaN Se3 Us bUt mY gAngCanNot See THem..thEy blEnd in The DarK ONe loR!..; 9/17/2005 12:21 AM
Anonymous said...: wAhh "aH bEnGz" rEaLli tUrnZ inTo ReAalLL aHh bEnnGz liAozzZz** hoRx!!!11 hEeHeEeXx,`` sHo fArNie tO rEaDZ cAnss....

But I finished reading okay you owe me a milo dinosaur at next band prac :D

p/s: wE luB gEk HuI zHaBoRrr!!!!; 9/17/2005 11:11 AM
Anonymous said...: wahhh wanna beng oso cannot torture us liddat can.; 9/17/2005 2:55 PM
chingerr (: said...: you think type like that very cool izzit.ah bengness is from WITHIN one.IF YOU DUN HAVE IT MEANS YOU DUN HAVE IT DUN FAKE FAKE OK.but i can help you.tomorrow you come join my MEI GUI gang.just burn some joss stick in front of the dua beh gong can already.i give you some gold chains and coloured tattoos and protect you for life.

-sIsTa rOsE (mEi gUi jIe); 9/17/2005 10:29 PM
Anonymous said...: this is the first blog entry of benjy's that i gave up reading halfway. hey i hope you weren't the one that replied my tag on yang bin's blog.; 9/18/2005 12:31 AM
Anonymous said...: it was a li ching who started it right? hahah. glad it wasn't you!; 9/18/2005 1:26 AM
Anonymous said...: GO HOME LA! later write like tt for ur gp essay i see u pass until how good sia..; 9/18/2005 7:20 PM
Anonymous said...: ^5 mr marn i gave up reading halfway too... actually i cant understand what you're trying to say.. haha.; 9/18/2005 7:25 PM

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