2/24/2006

The wind was so strong..

Currently reporting live at my home. The wind is very strong now and it's not blowing in, it's sucking air out of the window. Maybe my house will become a vacuum and maybe i will just konk out halfway typing this entrydue to suffocation, but i hope the windows dont drop out cause the government will fine.

And the drama-mest thing is that, my memo's entire tray of KOROPOK flew out!!! HAHAHA!!! Funny can. See who suay suay tio the koropok downpour, but still better than bird shit right! Anyway memo was actually putting her tray of koropok out to dry before frying them and she happen to put it on the window ledge you see... Then suddenly a gush of wind sucked the tray of koropok and GONE!

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Yes! Today's my favourite day again, fridayyy. Woohoo! I like fridays a lot a lot and maybe a lot more cause i get to be dismissed early and i've no other activities after that, so i can go home and relax! Like now!! I'm eating fries and blogging simultaneously, cool not! If you call me the coolest blogger or smthn along those lines, i really wont mind.

Today's highlight of the day wasnt about me ponning PE for the first time or DrC's jokes being funnier or aunty may's new love progress cause anyway aunty may's love life has already reached a stage where there's nothing to talk about. Talking about May, this is the first time i see people's relationship from fake say until real. AND not only she never thank me for such wide publicity, she's one Zhong Se Qing You woman. Got Bai, she can forsake her friends ok... No joke. Then talk to bai the face always so smily and cheery but when turn over to talk to me the face colour/shape/size change 1800 degress.

Anyway as i was mentioning about today's highlight...

Our male lead for today was Louis. I dont want to mention about him scrubbing his armpit blatanly in front of me. But when he was trying to do the pseudo Water festival in school with lowell.

They will disturbing lowell and he was trying to protect himself with his water bottle. Then louis bravely went forward and SPLAAAASSSH. Lowell emptied his entire bottle of water on louis and lulu was drenchhhhed totally. wa, u should see the drama. Then louis consoled himself rapidly, saying "this is only for fun lah, nair mind lah, nair mind..." blah blah. But in fact he was extremely infuriated and took out his waty botty to take revenge.

So here comes the splashing action, SPLAASSSH. But this time the water all ended on the floor.

Loser dao ji dian. So he started rattling on and on about how people got no balls blah blah.. But then, even if you got balls doesnt mean you must stand there stupidly and let people splash water at you right?

Hahaha! Ok, i better stop it cause later people start saying i'm mean..blah blah but in fact, i'm just innocently recounting the incident.

Oh peeps, have you heard the morning announcement this morning! I'm referring to the band announcement! RJCSB is having it's annual cheapo concert, PLAY on the 9/10th of March in School. As usual i'm allocated 5 tickets to sell again. And this is really good cause it's only $4 !! WA SO CHEAP WHERE TO GET!

So so, PLEASE BUY TICKETS FROM ME. (dont go to the booth, come to me) I know u all are free ok, pls come! I promise the songs are not the usual classical boring sleep inducing songs. And you actually get to see ME PLAY WOW. HAHAHAA!!

I just need to sell 5 tickets. Erm, you can drop a comment, find me, write me a mail, anything! I just want my tickets gone.

I think i've written enough for now. I need some sleep.. Maybe if i get inspiration from my sleep, i'll be back again tonight!

2/20/2006

Somebody just kill me. Kill me pls.

It's been 2 hours through this cold and lonely monday night and i'm actually, (promise not to ask me get a life) searching for GP materials to write my GP essay tmr. How silly!

And i still cant find a decent piece of material to use, what has internet evolve to nowadays. It's become such a dumbed down place, everything is either an advertisement or some pathetic puny person trying to make a point which is not even true. So i really have nothing to use and how to prepare, leh?

Half an hour more to Grey's Anatomy which i already missed 3 episodes cause i keep falling asleep midway. But not! because it's boring, really. Just that, my body clock co ordinates super well with my mind and once it's time, it's time. To sleep.

Aaaaaai, why must our tutor give us the topics so advance! I rather she give us on the spot and everyone will be equal. Now that she has given us the topics so early, i'm sure the chaomuggers will alr be equipped with all their materials, but me, a skimpy piece of folscape paper. And her expectations are of course, heightened and i really dont think i can produce a good piece of work, even though i blog almost everyday. Hahahah, ok, irrelevant.

And u just look at me. Ask me to search for materials, i end up blog surfing. My internet life is as sad as my real life. I DO THE SAME OL' THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN, like leeying's blog.

I sincerely apologize for making you read this. By right this entry should be read like almost immediately after i publish it, if u're reading this and the date on ur com shows 21st, it's outdated.

So since i'm blogging alr, can i say that the ri guy who joined the campus superstar show looks extremely giam sng when he sings. Giam sng, is a hokkien adjective btw. It's suppose to express a type of sourish bitter feeling. And to be really honest, he's ugly. The specs cant really save the proportions, they're just out-of-proportions. Plus all the langa materials... HAHHAHA!! Shit, later kenna hacked again.

I think nowadays my blog is getting really unhappening. Cause i feel absolutely ABSOLUTELY like i'm monologuing, entertaining myself. That's suppose to be the case if you're writing in a personal diary. But this is a BLOG! Blog is a published material for people to read. Ok, straight to the point, can someone please leave a comment and respond a bit. WALAO what kind of reader are you! You can leave a comment like, YOU'VE WASTED MY TIME READING SUCH MATERIALS or UR THOUGHTS ARE OF MY 3 YR OLD, i dont mind. Cause i do agree sometimes.

2/18/2006

I LOVE TO STUDY!

YES YES YES!! I LOVE TO STUDYYYYYY WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

2/16/2006

Poisoned

It just sucks to be sick.

I'm down with food poisoning and it feels horrid from top to toe. My stomach feels queasy and i went to the toilet thrice last night. And there's this periodic pain which kept me awake the whole night. It feels like ur stomach is swivelling up and then releasing, then swivel up again...

Haii, i missed chem SPA today! And lots of other lessons..

2/11/2006

Sleepover Monsters.

Yoyoyo!

I'm back from a sleepover! It was really a sleepover cause we really slept through the night.

You know you cannot sleep in a sleepover? It defeats the purpose of a sleepover cause if you purpose is to sleep, then just stay at home.

I think sleepovers are fun! Cause you can wreck havoc, feel guilty and forget about it. Hahaha!! Oh, i'm actually not such an evil person. (must maintain the good image, the vday-date quiz is still going on)

I think they worst stayover was the one at hongyun's house. I mean worst for the maid, but it's really very fun. We threw his sister's things from the bed to the floor. Then cook maggi mee in the middle of the night and frighten the maid. Then play risk halfway left it there.

The funniest thing was when his sister came in in the middle of night telling Hongyun,

" You treat my room as pig sty is it?"

Oh, but we didnt do that at Glen's house.

Yesterday, linzzie adriel and I wanted to go glen's house to watch Memoirs of a Geisha. But before that we went to Chomp chomp for Dinner! Chomp chomp is quite a good eating place. Must eat with more people and order lots of seafood! I love seafoodddd..

Linzzie and Adriel!

So much for dinner at chomp chomp.

We also bought alcoholic drink. I dont know what is it but we just wanted something alcoholic and nice looking.

Initially i was quite afraid we couldnt get it cause we were in school uniform but the NTUC cashier aunties are really blur.

Cashier 1 told cashier 2 it wasnt alcoholic

cashier 2 giggled to herself.

we got our alcohol.

End of story.

We went to glen's house, waved at Muikee whose laughter can be heard miles away. And watch Memoirs of a Geisha which was extremely BORING. I'm proud of myself for not spending 10 bucks watching the show! The worst thing is Linzzie's DVD is pirated and all i saw were chaojiwudi dark scenes, muffled voices and subtitles full of funny things like "you look commutative" and "i like your performer".

By the end of the show, Linzzie herself, fell asleep. OH MY GAWD.

Hahaha! Linzzie went home so i decided to check glen's cupboard out. Yo yo, check it out man!

Actually i have quite a number of photos but they really look extremely shitheaded. I realise i always take photos when i have extremely weird hair. Yesterday i had hair that looked like helmet.

By the way, glen's prom shirt is super nice right. I heard Changi Prison is going to modify theirs to look like his. HOW COOL IS THAT!

After that we literally did nothing. Oh but we found somemore funny pictures.

HAHAHAH!!! It's really funnnny. Jared looks how funny you tell me and jermyn looks chaojiwudi se4 qing2.

Soon after, adriel ploked on the mattress and snored happily ever after...

Zzzzzzzzzzz.........

2/09/2006

Can someone please

arrange a blind date for me!

Hahahaha!! Valentine's Day is coming and i dont want it to be just, yet another day. How loser is tt! Actually it isnt, cause almost 80% of school students will not be celebrating V day. And 40% will be doing homework at home. So it's no big deal staying at home right?

But being the very fun and exciting person i am, i want to go on a blind date. can? I'm already 18! Almost.

I'm a really nice person, in real life especially. And even in my blog, when you see me teasing Aunty May and stuff and you think i'm being really mean, it's totally untrue. Cause you look at May now, she's exuding glowing radiance everyday. Even though she's pregnant. See how wonderful love is. See, she have to thank me for the helping hand. hor, aunty may?

By the way, Bai, if you need some airtime here to do a proposal or smthn, just let me know ok.

Our class has more and more couples. Even Kanna, is going out with Dev* to Mustafa Centre. 24 hours ok nowadays.

Oh yah, as i was saying, i'm a really nice person. And i, erm, can take nice pictures? Is that counted.. I can, tell you jokes. Yah i'm a humourous person too. LEt me see, why is it so difficult to find positive qualities.. No, maybe i'm really humble. Oh, that's another good point!

I can blog? Can i? OH I can sing song too.

I just remembered i am good at mahjong.

Arh, this is difficult. I'm not good at blowing my own trumpet. But the point is, i am a catch, u get it?HAHahaha!! So what happens when a catch meets a catch?

WIN A DATE WITH BENJ!

Yes, i can sense the excitement now.

So it's really simple. You just have to attempt this simple quiz( really simple, reason is a secret).

Q1: What is my favourite colour?
a)white
b)blue

Q2: I have a watch as big as my mouth
a)Flase
b)True

Q3: What is the name of my Camera?
a) Lily Rose Tan
b) Orlando

Q4: My blog is approx. how old?
a)3 years
b)1 year

Q5: What's my CCA?
a)Art Club
b) Band

Remember ur answers!

Are they all b? Yes, you're 100% right! Congratulations.

You won yourself a date with me.

2/07/2006

When I'm 18.

Sorry for the drought these few days. It's been, erm, almost 4 days since i last blogged? Have been really busy these days but not busy with homework unfortunately. I came back from cruisin on sunday, wanted to blog, but fell asleep in the end. And now i'm here to replenish the drought tonight with a long post, ok?

Yesterday, my mum dispatched me to help her play mahjong with her friends cause she went to another friend's house. So i ended up playing mahjong with 3 aunties. Hahaha!! It's really fun playing with them, really. And as usual, when the mahjong king aka me is there, there cannot be another winner.

I was losing initially until i almost pull off my pants but then dont know why suddenly at the last game i kept zi mo-ing nonstop all the big games. Can u believe ornot? Then i think the aunties were really fed up with me cause i kept laughing to myself, the cards were really good can. And they kept gaurding their cards so tightly until their own cards are messed up, then i sudden zi mo. I even LAST CARD also can zimo yi se can. You say i irritating not?

Hahaha!! In the end i won all 3 aunties and am now a little bit richer. =] Maybe i should quit studying and be full time mahjong player.

Ok, tt aside.

Everyone was asking, How's Cruise? How's Cruise? And to answer everything at one shot, i'm going to blog about it. Yay, another entry to BenJ's Discovery and Travel.

Cruise was good, but not as good as the last time i went. I think their service standard has dropped abit.

Actually, if you're under 18, and above 13, i suggest you dont go on board a cruise yet. It's extremely annoying when they classify so many activities to be above 18 only and i'm SO NEAR YET SO FAR. WALAO. WHAT IS THIS.

But i still managed to sneak into the casino for a round! Cooool. FIRST TIME! The security was staring at me when i enter the door but i just keep looking away and there was this freaking-looking Cai Shen Ye who kept blocking the entrance and giving out oranges while i was trying so hard to get in quickly.

The casino's not that impressive. It's not as big as the one they show on TV leh. It's rather small and smoky. Furthermore it was really crowded. "Even the lousy jackpot machines are taken up" claimed a veteran gambler.

My sister gave me 50 bucks and i plonked myself at the jackpot machine and playeddd. Within a matter of minutes, the money's gone. HOW FAST CAN. Press press a bit the money disappears instantly.

So as i was getting ready to go out, there's a cheena security gaurd who was actually tailing me, approached me, asking to check my ID. I told him i left it in my cabin and he asked me to get it for him to check. Hahhahaa actually it was very obvious i'm below 18 cause everyone inside are lao uncle lao aunty. So naturally i look really underaged.

I left the casino, feeling satisfied cause i've been there, done that. Something i wanted to do all along my 17 years on Earth, excluding the losing money part.

As i thought the below 18 thingy is only limited to the casino, i was wrong. A lot of activities were for 18 years and above.

Outside the casino and karaoke bar, there are a few more jackpot machines and i thought they wont be so shithead to stop me cause no matter what, i already made it in to the casino what, what's those few louya jackpot machines man?

this time i didnt play cause i know is sure lose so i watched my mother. Then immediately another idiotic chinarian waitress came over to check my ID AGAIN. WALAO. WHATS UP WHATS UP!

I REALLY LOOK SO NOT 18 MEH.

And she still got the audacity to suan me say what she most gladly welcome me to play when i'm 18 (in chinese). WHO WANTS TO PLAY UR LAN BONG JACKPOT MACHINE HUH HUH HUH. To irritate them back, i'm going there again at the end of the year and delibrately walk in and out of the casino make them busy. Hhahaha!

By the way, i saw mark lee, alamak margaret lee and someone else there. They were there as special guests to perform but i see them gambling at the jackpotty most of the time. I didnt watch their show though cause it would be extremely stupid to pay 20 bucks per person to watch C grade artiste perform albeit there're 4 of them. 4 Cs doesnt make an A, so we refused to pay to watch.

And guess what. We ended up trying to sneak into the show. Ha, how pathetic. But we didnt managed to in the end cause the ticket checker guy said his friend allowed people to sneak in and was SENT HOME. HAHAHAHA i thought it was quite funny. SENT HOME WOR. mai siao siao.

There's another topless show which is again above 18.

After 11, the Galaxy of Stars is out of bounds to people below 18 and i was once again, checked and chased out.

So i really have very limited activities and ended up at the karaoke bar most of the time.

The karaoke bar is extremely exciting cause i never sang in public before. And i DID! Takes a lot of courage ok, to sing to so many people. In the past i only sang to close friends in a confined room (aka Kbox) , that's all.

this time i sang in a hall! Mark Lee manager say he want to hear me sing ok, i think he is scouting new talent like me. HAHAHAAA but i dont want to be mark lee why wasnt andy lau's manager there...

Oh oh, i must mention something really funny. I participated in the KARAOKE COMPETITION. HAHAHA It really took me a lot of courage to participate. I sang my favourite, Chi Xin Jue Dui! And must stand in front to sing one, i din know at first. Paiseh.

I WON LEH. Haahahaa!! Ok, but there're only 7 contestant though. But still...

Prize? Prize. the prize is a louya medal which i heard will rust one can. WALAO AGAIN. Sing until so difficult they give me a louya medal.

Another funny thing is when i participated in a silly party at night. There're so few people present, they dragged me up to play a game which made me PLEASE CLEOPATRA. HOW FUNNY! There was this volumptous woman who looked like a man clothed in the ancient egypt costume and as contestants we're suppose to do stupid things to make her laugh. WA lao, it was supremely embarrassing. I sang babaaaaaaa black sheep, really stupid. Following it were activities like doing silly dances and wrapping me into a mummy. Oh man, i felt like a goon headdddd.

On the whole, the cruise was ok despite all the above 18 things. There're redeeming factors like nice food, nice environment.

But i think they need to do something to the immigration system. Really inefficient!

Alright, time for pictures!

Memo is dancing.

To end off the entry, here's an ice cream for you.

2/03/2006

Baby let's cruise...

Baby let's cruuuuiseeee...

away....

from here...

Yup, I'm going on a cruise in an hours' time! How cool is that! I'm actually still packing my bag.

BYE!

2/02/2006

Pipipapipoo

I have issues with a chao angmoh.

Every morning, just behind the school, parents make a quick stopover at the gate drop their kids. Anything wrong?

No.

But this morning, in my semi-drowsy mind as my mother slowed down the car, i heard a loud POOOOOOOOO. I thought what happened. The honk was extremely loud and sustaining for almost a minute. That long.

And when i turned behind to see who is the shit head who's honking so loudly early in the morning.

What i saw was a chao angmoh head shaking like got spasm and hand still unwilling to leave the honking button. What a bastard. pipipapipoo.

In my opinion, there's absolutely no need to create such a scene. Anyway there were many cars who stopped too, in front and behind of him, i bet his head almost exploded. And his poor children were covering their ears while their pipipapipoo father continue to honk.

What's the point of honking and honking and, honking. Dont want to stop already stop, so how? And people are only stopping for a few seconds.

Sometimes, these angmohs think they're more superior than us. This is ridiculous. Black hair is good too. Creating such a big hooha and shaking ur head so profusely doesnt matter, shit head. I was secretly happy when i saw his buay tahan face. This is our way of life, cant accept it then go back.

Anyway, i'm happy today's over and tomorrow's friday! Tuesdays are really a bore and bored students take photos. I'm lazy to upload one by and one and anyway i only got a few to show you.

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But i got a bonus VIDEO! Haha, i named it The Indian Striptease and the Cheekopek Aunty. The aunty is none other than our famous aunty may! In the first few seconds, you much watch closely and not blink your eyes cause aunty may makes her guest appearance as a cheekopek aunty, licking her lips and fantasizing. Oh, now i' m worried that people who search for po*n will end up here! ARH!

2/01/2006

Day 4

I just felt the need to blog cause i want to push the previous entry down. Hahaaa i cant believe i actually blogged about red packets. Read it but pretend you never read ok. I should be very thankful i have red packets!

so this shall be classic random post.

Actually i have quite a lot of little things to say but i dont know how to put it. Weird.

By the way, if you happen to press the bell for the wrong stop in the bus, do you apologise to the bus driver?

Just now i was in the bus then a man, clad in ahpek maroon colour polo tee, pressed the bell for the wrong stop. Then when the bus was about to stop and the door open, he rushed down the aisle enthusiastically like a primary school kid rushing for his school bus and waved frantically to tell the driver he pressed the wrong bell. And proceed to apologise.

I just sat there laughing secretly. I thought that was too drama. If i were him, i would have just sat there and pretend as though it was someone else who pressed the bell, big deal!

Then i reached my bus stop after a gazillion years and i alighted from the bus, listening to my mp3 and strolling towards my home.

Out of the blue, i heard POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

It was the car honk lah. You thought someone farted or smthn? Nono.

I turned around and i saw a boy in front of the car. He was walking slowly across the road, still indifferent to the mercs just behind him.

I bet the driver must be hurling vulgarities and making hand signals at him.

As far as i know, the boy has mental problems. His hair was long and unkempt and his singlet has holes and black patches. Sometimes i see him, pretending to be a traffic police and direct cars. Siao hor? this one is really siao.

Tell u the truth, i'm really freaked out by mad people. I'm not trying to discriminate the mentally ill-ed. Maybe it's because when i'm young my parents always tell me that they will catch me, smthn like tt? So i develped a phobia for madpeople.

Imagine they talk to themselves halfway then when u kpoly look at them they suddenly run and CATCH YOU. Fun or not. Then hug u and cook u in hot curry.

But then it's kinda sad cause it's not their fault right.

Oh, why i am talking about such things on day 4 of new year! Arh, i'm really blogging for the sake of blogging. I just wanna push the previous entry down cause it's too funny.