Ang Bao Politics
I hate politics, any form.
I have a question, do you actually bother how much your red packet contain?
Honestly, i do.
Unconsciously, there is already an expectation of how much i should be receiving and i feel really calculative by blogging about such things. Hongbaos, is afterall, a sensitive topic.
So i was opening my red packets yesterday, feeling quite rich. But to my horror, or rather i was pleasantly surprised when i receive an increase in packets containing $4-6.
$6 not bad what. Yah it's very good if they were from very distant relative or some friend's friend parents or parent's friend friend.. you get it?
But they're from close relatives. The customary amount is $10 (at least in my family). But i'm not demanding, i'm just giving a personal opinion and i'm really not that cheapskate to make a big fuss out of it cause hongbaos are suppose to be from the heart, right?
The next thing which bothers me a little is when i realise relative X gave everyone $XX but $X to me. (last year i got $XX too) I know this all sounds childish and stupid to be complaining about angboas, but seriously, it makes me feel as if i have done something wrong to be shortchanged. I understand some people are not fortunate enough to even receive redpacs but i just feel like telling the whole world about this. HA HA. This is my blog so i can write anything right.
So am i more detestable than the others, relative X?
What's worse is when the X dollar notes are torn, tattered and dirty. WHAT THE HELL DID I DO TO RECEIVE SUCH ANGBOAS. Insincerity written all over and since i'm so undeserving of them then dont give me please. I rather not receive them, really.
SHIT U relative X. I hope your family choke on tangyuan. ( i dont really mean it just saying for fun)
By the way, if you're my relative reading this, dont feel bad and think u're relative X. It's just someone unknown, dont bother guessing.
And the most innocent party of all the angbao politics is my eldest sister who just got married a few months ago.
According to chinese customs and traditions, married couples are suppose to give red packets, that's true and i'm not giving any doubt about that. But, there is also another thing which mentions that couples who just got married for the first year need not give red packets.
So my sister's friends all told her that she need not give red packets and so she didnt.
AND GUESS WHAT. People started to blame her for not giving angbao. I mean, knowing my sister's character, she really wouldnt mind giving red packets, in fact she's more willing to give than anyone else.
So the story continues and the blame starts to push on to my mother, saying that she spoils my sister and all the crap. Ridiculous right?
Okalright, I think i should sstop all these of Hongbao politics. Let me seal off this issue and stop thinking about this. Cause one day when i'm somebody, all these xiao case can be flushed down the toilet bowl.
Haaa i'm so thankful of this blog cause i can always find a nice spot to bitch.
When Narcissism Gone Wrong
Oh my. This is really funny, you must take a look at how this person manage to fill his 5 friendster accounts.
CNY celebrations really sucked.
CNY celebrations seem to suck in rj.
This year was no exception. In fact, even worse than last year. After the morning assembly i realise i was stranded at the assembly ground. Everyone was scattered around the school and i didnt know where to go next.
Then it suddenly dawned upon me that it was FREE AND EASY. So i walked around with some band people to search for entertainment. The performance at the concourse was messy and mediocre. And can they please stop abusing the magician and make him perform for every single event. I'm sick of his tricks and would rather watch the toilet aunty dance.
Pathetic. Most people just sat in cliques and played cards. I think that's the most entertaining activity in school.
WHERES THE CNY MOOD? WHERE?
Even the lion dance was such a turn off. Felt so rigid like lego and the cymbals clashers reminded me of funeral. Dont know why.
Then we walked further ahead and tada! There was a band!
Watching behind the bars
So boring, we entertained ourselves by taking photos.
in the handicap toilet.
Glen KannaSAI.
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Finally, i think i really need to make a public apology to my class. I'm really really sorry for organising it and not being able to go for the Marina Steam Boat outing. Thing is, my mum only told me i have reunion dinner 2 days ago and i really cant be absent for that.. And i felt extremely bad about it.
The saddest thing of all is that only 7 pple turned up yesterday. Despite sending out so many messages and pleading people to go, only 7 went. That's really sad and made me feel even worse. Why is our class like that, somebody please answer me. And it's always the same few enthu fun people like Mich, Lowell, Bai ,Jiexuan, Youmin, Louis, lyn, (me) and also jared, leeying that turn up. Really appreciate such people in class, if not our class really sucks. The rest of the people simple enjoy excluding themselves, i also dont know why. Maybe when they graduate from school one day they realise they dont have any friends, if it actually matters.
Now how to organise somemore outings? Whenever there is one, the SAME people turn up. But i hope yesterday's steamboat was still fun nonetheless.
Happy CNY!
Tang Dynasty Toture Chamber
Woohoo!
It's the last day of school in this month.
Before we step into Chinese New year's eve eve eve. I need to remind all of you your roots. I'm bringing you back to the Tang dynasty Times when ghandi was a baby.
When kaartik ghandi was a teenager, he used to have lots of hair. Lots of hand hair, leg hair, armpit hair...
By the way, according to the Tang dynasty myth, guys with hairy leg are suppose to be goodlooking. I think it's quite true cause i have. Kaartik Ghandi also.
So back to my story.
One day, KaartiK , was playing with goli goli one day together with his friend kanarama dramama. Suddenly kaartik shot the marble so hard it broke a porcelein chinese floral vase which the 101th concubine used to plant her favourite sour plum.
Kaartik tried to run, but to no avail.
Expected, he was caught. He was caught by the Tang Brothers and put to the torture chamber where they make human flesh bao and castrate young boys.
But! Kaartik met his lucky star and he received the lightest torture of all. Lucky for him.
Nanny rong was dispatched to torture kaartik.
SHE'S STRONG OK. SHE'S REAL STRONG.
Immediately she flashed out her masking tape.
she is going to do
HAND WAXING.
Come to think of it's a good punishment for kaartik who auditioned 83 times for King Kong but failed cause at most, he looked like a malnutritioned monkey. That's all.
Kaartik whipped his hand out and Rong backed a little. Cause it was just kinda scary for a weak hearted woman like her, even with 40 years of torturing experience.
Rong, nonetheless, gathered together herself and viciously tore masking tape like a mad hyena.
In a matter of seconds, she was done, with all her hair messed up already.
End result?
Wasnt that successful! Rong was extremely disappointed and would rather chopped him up to make bao instead. Poor rong, put in so much effort but end result still so disappointing.
Rong sat at the backyard of her room to unwind. ..
By the way do you think ching's hairstyle look a lot like Ah Chun, if u can still remember who. The retarded girl acted by Chen hui hui and she won a prize for it, remember?
CHING REALLY LOOKS LIKE HER!!
ANNOUNCEMENT:
When you send me a SMS please include ur name ok, i lost all my numbers during the repair. Thank you!
Fugly
Wah, Kartong read my blog too! Hahahaa, prime minister scholar can, also known as walking Campbell. Can i have half of his brain. I really dont mind carrying an art file around... Actually he came specially to have a look at our class Starlet Aunty May.
I think Aunty May can set up a small site for herself. She's really popular. Then she can imitate the Aunt Agony! And address problems from her fans and increase her fan base, i think i have fantastic ideas. Anyway nowadays problem teens are reallly rampant.
CASE STUDY 1: Teen with Langa Face
Dear Aunty May,
I have been facing the problems of acne outbreak for half a decade and it isnt getting better. My friends call me Langa Bin cause my face is so rough like got car accident. I'm getting fuglier and fuglier every single moment and i sick of squeezing my new pimples, like everyday. I have tried so many facial products but the problem gets worse everytime. Am i fated to have langa bin or am i just SUAY KA LAO SAI. Aunty May can you tell me what should i do? People are prejudiced to ugly people and i really must get rid of this problem. HELP!
Langa Bin
CASE STUDY 2: INFERIOR BOY
Dear Ah May,
I crushed this guy for a year already but i'm very shy to tell him that. Actually i have inferiority complex. SERIOUS U DONT BELIEVE?! But the thing is, i think i look like you leh. If you can get married, shotgun somemore, i dont see why i cant! I really need to learn from you, can you help me please. Give me some tips leh, dont be so selfish ok.. I LOVE AUNTY MAY! *muakZzzz
Xiao Gin Na88
You dont laugh ok, those are serious problems. You think have langa face very funny is it.. But in my opinion it's a form of protection. Cause no one will ever dare to slap you can they're afraid of scratching their own hands. And inferiority complex, a lot of people also got this problem. But i'll leave it to Aunty May to solve them.
There's a very fugly maths teacher in school. I actually mistook him as a construction worker. I have to admit sometimes i'm a little bit prejudiced against humans who look like aliens. Totally odd looking i can bear to look at him during lecture. Ok, i'm a bit mean by saying that but he's really ugly. So far i havent met anyone more freaky looking than him. He should go for The Swan! He and the skinny pencil math teacher make a lethal pair. Just by looking at the both of them is enough.
I think i should control my blog content. It's evolving into a tabloid. Look at the way i colour my words, put them in LARGE and italics, TOTALLY similar to gou zai dui ( Paparrazzi). I dont want to be gou zai dui. Such a degrading job right, have to chase after mingxing and fabricate stories. Like how i help aunty may to create publicity. BUT CAN I CHOOSE TO BE THE MINGXING INSTEAD.
chinese new year's coming.My parents are not giving me any money this time but that doenst stop me from enjoying myself ok. I'm going to withdraw my own money althought quite heartpain. I'm going to buy a very nice shirt from BUGIS! The one with a vest, looks totally cool ok alright.
Just a random update to push my picture down. And help aunty may push her entry down also. Hahah happy not may? But actually you dont need to be really overjoyed or something cause i classified it under my MUST READ category.
turnMachine Productions 
Presenting to you, a polo in a polo!
I think a polo in a polo is nice.
That day i wore this to Kbox and my mother coined this outfit as The Kbox Boy. I think it's quite funny!
Not hot meh? I keep imagining the same question popping up around me. The answer is of course hot. But i only wear go Kbox which is air conditioned so it doesnt matter, if you're thinking of wearing a polo tee in a polo tee and go cycling, please dont. Oh anyway nowadays they have the cheaterbug type which they sew both clothing together to make it look as thought it's 2 shirts but there's only one.
And actually, i have a confession to make.
My entire outfit is imitation (except for the jeans). Shirt's from bangkok and shoe from hongkong, remember?And the big obiang watch, from shenzhen. HA! I'm an international patron (of imitation products). The watch is as big as my mouth and i actually dont dare to wear it out cause it's extremely AA.
And after kbox that day we went to take neoprint. Ha. Waste money again . it's an activity you do when u have nothing better to do and tt's the only way Aunty May is willing to let us take photo of her. That day she wore a very short and sexy glittery skirt but kept hiding away from the camera! She only allow BAI TO SEE. WA LAO.
As usual, louis is looking in the wrong camera again.
You know today Jared said that louis looks like a Geisha and i thought it was really funny. Then suddenly, i realise he actually do look like a geisha.
With some white powdering...
And some touching up on the hair...
A handmade geisha fan....
And See what i've got:
LOOK LIKE RIGHT. Ok but the powdering was abit too rough.
Oh man, my photoshop is getting skilled and skilled every single minute.
Alrightyy. that's all for today. More when i'm free. Today's monday againnnnnnnnnnn. Tomorrow's TUESDAY MY MOST DREADED DAY.
By the way,
LOWELL'S BLOG IS REVIVED TODAY. Hahaaa, rotten for how many months finally started again. Before you click on the link, please note it's locked. So you need password to enter. Dont have? Stay here.
Feeling down
If you didnt catch anything from the previous entry, it's an inside joke and everything's fabricated. I forgot to put a disclaimer after the entry.
I'm feeling down currently. Whenever i'm feeling like this, i just feel like slouching somewhere and do nothing.
I'm not suppose to feel like that because i did have a great time this afternoon singing, chatting, laughing. Everything was just wonderful. Thanks to lyn may and louis for turning up and sorry to jiexuan for not being able to join u all for memoirs.
But it's just the same thing troubling me over and over again. It's affecting my mood. Chinese new year's coming and i have nothing to look forward to actually. There's this heavy stone in my heart that i just cant remove.
Life's unfair, sounds extremely cliche but it's just so true. Dont you think so?
I have been praying every night in search of answer. I know it takes time and i know God will bring me out of this very soon and set me free. I will be set free.
How i wish i can grow up suddenly and not depend on anyone anymore.
Haaai, it's such a depressing entry but i just have to blog cause life's full of ups and downs. I cant possibly be in the Ups all the time, blogging happpy entries everytime. So i decided to post this, after May's entry.
Orlando's back by the way.
Aunty May says, I do.
continuation of Aunty May's Getting married...
It all started with a stroke of mischief.
Aunty May, being single for almost 2 decades, was feeling really bored. So she decided to try out something which she has never used before! Online Dating.
That's right. Aunty May decided to try out online dating for the first time in her life. A milestone in life you might call it.
Wow. So she decided to fill in her particulars and all... And there was this page which required some filling to be done.
In a matter of minutes, she proceeded to the main page where all the desperate applicants meet each other. Misery loves company. May found her true love.
Amongst all her queer requirements, she actually found one who fits exactly.
Immediately, she knew...
Time went by and they slowly knew more about each other.
Within a matter of days, bai proposed and Ah May, in her obasan flowy black nightie..
said shyly, I Do.
Aww, what a romantic love story, HOR?
Everyone congratulated Ah May for her new found love. Everyone was really happy for her cause afterall, she's our FIRST class couple! And it's her FIRST love and also her FIRST marriage! The perfect date.
But as we all wished her the best of luck, we also reminded them to play safe. However, young people nowadays can get impulsive at times.
you know what i mean, dont pretend.
Exercise is good for the foetus.
But no worries. Cause they're getting married soon!
I attended their wedding ceremony a few days back and i took a secret shot for you all to see.
Oh man, arent you just so lucky to be reading my blog. You get all the secret, nowhere-seen pictures!
Are you prepared for the wedding photo! ARE YOU. It's meant to be confidential,actually.
WOOHOO!! Congratulations ..and celebrations..!
Ok, calm down. I know you are all excited over it.
Anyway they were pondering over what to name their child when it's out.
According to the chinese almanac and lunar calendar, their name should look like this and called,
Sorry, look extremely Guai Tai.
But if the baby looks like that, he will be a talented marshmallow eater and contact lens model. And he will bring good luck to the oil industry.
Come to think of it, everything happened so coincidentally and quickly and has brought so much joy to Aunty May. A turning point in aunty May's life and we're all happy for her. 2 hearts brought together, united as one.
aunty may, got more cheesy or not.
When you see her in school, do rememer to congratulate and tell her to play safe ok? Cause students dont have maternity leave one.
Aunty May's Getting Married!
i've got a refreshing hair cut!
Everday when i return from school, i sleep-> Wake up-> do homework ,watch TV-> Sleep. Then School again.
So my life's stuck in the cycle for the moment and you realise computer is actually not included in the cycle. But i will continue blogging still since it's such a stress reliever. And all the more i have to blog today cause monday is my reserved "Media Day".
On mondays, i'm going to be 80% engaged in media activities, mainly, watching TV. Haaaa, i like to act pro cannot is it. Let me list down some TV programmes, 8pm Campus Superstar, 9pm Love concierge, 10 Pm Project Runway(last episode but actually i dont watch), 11pm Grey's Anatomy (HIGHLY RECOMENDED!), 12am Scrubs (asleep already).
So many nice shows! And does anyone know where to get that bling bling belt that the campus superstar hosts are wearing! The one where the words can move across the belt, super coool ! Actually i saw it somewhere but my memory is failing, i cant recall. I want to buy and maybe flash I AM YOUR FATHER across the belt and walk along the streets 100 times. Or else i can wear to school and put IF YOU GIVE ME WHITE SLIP YOU'RE AN IDIOT flashing across my belt. Bling bling!
By the way sugianto is a louya host, if i were him i would have hid myself in the cupboard forever. He keeps tripping over his words and forgetting lines. The worst thing is he was the first one to be eliminated from the superstar show remember? Paiseh ka lao sai can.
this is currently week 3 towards my running to become Singapore's Top Student. And life's been still quite ok for me, compared to my fellow competitors who sleep a ridiculous 3 hours a day?! HOLY COW! How can i ever survive on 3 hours of sleep a day? HOW? I think those people will shorten life span by 10 years, look like corpse at the end of the year and who will be radiating postive spirit and outshining the rest? Me.
Haha, i hope.
Nowadays, even if i sleep 20 hours a day i still feel tired. So, I sacrificed my afternoon nap to blog, am i your blog role model now?
Can u all please update more interesting entries with many many pictures. Everytime all i see is either a short post which i dont have a single idea what is it about or sometimes no updates at all. I want to be entertained too especially after a day of lessons.
I think school's a boring place and teachers are boring people. I would never ever want to be a teacher unless they pay me 10K a month. Look at what the teachers wear for example, i can even memorise. If you're lucky u can even get to see 2 or more teachers wearing exactly the same thing! AMAZING HOR? And then female GP teachers have standard dresscode, buy-in- bulk stretchable aunty shirt and black pants. Maybe they should just standardise and make it into a uniform! Arh, good idea!
And not that i want to say but sometimes, i suspect the physics department actually swap clothes with each other, including the skinny maths lecturer. Talking about the skinny maths lecturer ( pardon me for referring him as the skinny maths lecturer, i dont know his name) , he really needs to attend voice training. Hello, school welfare department are u listening to this! He needs voice training! He cannot speak clearly and loudly, even with the aid of the mic leh. Despite 2 students raising their hands saying,
"Can you speak louder? We cannot hear. "
WE STILL CANNOT HEAR. Alright, enough said.
More about me, ok?
I need money, lots and lots of money. Why am i not born into a rich family then i neednt have to worry about anything cause money can always settle everything, right? But sometimes, i'm also thankful i aint a rich kid. Cause it's become a source of motivation and life time goal for me to work hard and own my dream house, lead a comfortable, peaceful, joyful life. I'm a self driven and passionate person<-take note, can write in testimonial hor.
I've got a refreshing hair cut today! I feel so relieved and refreshed. I like haircuts when they dont go wrong. Now i dont look very ching chong chung ching cause my hair dont look like the bushy helmet mongolian hairstyle and the sesame black colour is wearing off too. Now it's the cool cut, understand?
Friday the 13th
Sorry for the lack of post lately, have been really lazy to even go online. But thing is, no one actually bothers going online anyway, unless everyone blocked me!
Today's quite a pleasant day =] Fridays are always good, right? Also thank god i didnt have bio S which means i'm free by 1 pm.
We had class lunch today to celebrate leeying's birthday in advance. Turnout was incredulous, relative to other class outings. the KLZ (kartong lushan zhewang) gang refused to go, as usual, cause of dont know what funny excuses.
We stayed in cartel for almost 2 hours, taking photos,eating free bread...etc. We took quite a number of photos and they're really funny! Including one which YOUMIN who tried to siam from the camera while scratching her b**bs. IT WAS REALLY FUNNY! When i get the pictures from mich's camera i will upload it here ok! Orlando is still being repaired for $250 bucks, oh man.
Had lots of fun today, really. Even on friday 13th.
Oh oh, channel 1 SCV preview channel has the karaoke channel! But i realised the songs they play are seriously, ulu. For such a long time, they were playing children's song and senior citizen songs can. HOW TO SING. But it's free leh.
I'm sick.. I feel like chopping my nose out, it's dripping like a tap...
Am i getting boring.
Haaaai.
No matter how boring my life is, no matter how bad it gets, i still love it.
Know who are your friends
Second week into school and today's hari raya. To be honest, i dont know what's the significance of it but i'm just really thankful it's a holiday.
I was looking at my organiser and i realised this year's going to be real fast! subtracting all the holidays and stuff, we're left with 100 plus school days, good hor! This also means that i better spend each day with quality.
Have been raining almost everyday, not that i'm complaining, in fact i like rainy days. I like rainy days like today when i can just sleep in and dreamm. You know that day i think i broke record for the most number of dreams in a night cause i dreamt about 5 different dreams in one night! Including one which my house was broken into and the buglar stole nothing but vegetables! HAHAHA!! I think must be because i ate too much salad that day.
So far i think school's getting better. Happiness is a daily decision and everyday i tell myself it'll be a GOOD day. That's helps, really. So i shall stop dreading school days, including days when i have to run many rounds around the track.
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You know, Friends has become such a vague and ambiguous word, i dont know what is it. Do you consider acquaintance as friends.. I dont. Acquaintance shall always remain as acquaintance i think. That's why i really dont bother trying to make friends with everyone. What's the purpose of making everyone know you? I think it's just an ego problem.
I'm the type who would rather have a few close friends rather then a big bunch of normal friends.
To be my friend, you cannot :
- Say i'm stupid in front of my face
- point out the imitations i'm wearing
- tell me to eat shit
- shout shut up! at my face
- badmouth me with a group of friends and laugh loudly
- put glue on my hair
- try to pluck my leghair
- stuff rubbish into my bag
- draw on my uniform
- laugh at my passport photo
- Say my hair look like san mao
- Malign me
- Bang sey last minute
- Delibrately not reply message.
WAHAHAH JUST JOKING.I dont have so many criterias and i just wrote them for fun. Anyway, the way i put it really makes me sound as though i had a terrible childhood. But i dont ok, i live a chaojiwudi healthy and happy childhood. (And a lot of people are envious cause all they did when they were young was attend supplementary class when i play lego, eat ice cream, catch insects and burn) ANNOUNCEMENT My handphone is sent for repair and i'm using a louya nokia phone. Most of my contacts are gone! So if i happen to ask who are you, please dont mind me. And Orlando is still under repair! For 100 plus dollars !!! So until then, i cant post pictures!
Video conferencing is really fun!
I've never in my life video conferenced before until last week.
Really really fun i tell you. I was chatting with my Afghanistan Friend that day and we actually video conferenced for 3 whole hours! Not that we're discussing some big business.
But it was only a one-sided conference cause i didnt have a webcam, i only have a mic. So i only could talk. A 15 dollars mic is all i could afford. Last week the loanshark just came knock knock knock on my door and i was so fed up i shot him on the forehead. Someone give me a webcam!
Video conferencing's really cool cause it's free! And it allows ur friends anywhere to see you too. Next time try to video conference with your friends if u have a webcam, it will be really fun. I had so much fun talking to my Afghanistan friend we actually chatted for 3 hours. Over msn.
Alright, enough said, let me introduce you to my afghanistan friend.
Firstly, i better warn you my afghan friend is really a dua sua gu. He dont know what's a mic can, look, he actually thought it was a EAR BUD and used it to clean pisai. oh my, GAWD!
But upon realising it was a mic, my afghan friend was really super embarrassed and laughed so loudly pepsi got a shock.
As time progressed, it got a little boring...
But hey! I've got a very funny afghan friend leh! He decided to dance their traditional folk dance to show me.
Dance dance dance, suddenly got EARTHQUAKE AT HIS HOUSE CAN. The scene from my view was in such a chaos all i saw was a white figure sweeping across the screen back and forth rapidly and screams.
Ok, it was all planned out by my afghan friend.
Unknowingly, 3 hours passed...
AND IT'S TIME TO SLEEP.
See, i told you video conferencing is really fun. You MUST TRY OK.
By the way, my Afghan friend has a blog too! go read his blog it's really entertaining. To proceed, click:
But hor dont know why now my msn connection is like liching's. It keeps getting disconnected every few minutes. I dont know what's wrong with it.
My bloody phone is SPOILT. My new O2 PHONE! Arh lousy phone. Everytime i write a message and it hits 64 letters, i cant type anymore.
And ORLANDO ISNT BACK YET. I CANT TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF. hahaha, ok i'm joking, i'm really camera shy if u havent realised.
I'm feeling super duper lazy today. WHART HAPPEN TO MY MUGGER SPIRIT. OUTWIT OUTLAST OUT MUG!
I just feel like sleeping through the weekend.
everyone's busy!
Everyone's getting busy and i must get back on track. i cant afford to let my j2 time go astray.
Anyway anyway, today i got my room painted! I wanted blue but in the end due to miscommunication it is white now! I dont think white is a very good colour although it makes the place look more spacious and clean. Now my room feels rather cold, like a prison. I'm prolly getting some things to hang on the wall to make my room feel warmer.
I must control my television dosage, it's affecting my work! I kept getting ditracted tt the entire night i only did 4 chem questions! Arh i must sell the TVs to garang guni. But my house got so many telvisions, haha! I even got one spare TV sitting around can u believe it.
I cant wait for weekend to come and then the hari raya holiday to come. I need some buffer time.
My life's super duper organised right now and i'm very proud of myself for throwing away 5 bags of things from my room and re-organising my stuff and archiving 05 work! Let me give myself a pat on the back.
Ok, done. Oh you know my room has so much rubbish it is sufficient to serve as a house itself, just that i'm short of a Fridge and washing machine and toilet bowl. And i actually found a blue motorola handphone out of the blue! Hahaha!! And the funniest thing is to see those very very old photos, in sepia mode type. I was laughing at how skinny my parents were when they got married. Oh man, they look like popeye and olive!
It's getting a bit late and tmr's quite a long day. I better go catch some sleep. See u!
My First Day at School
Today is the first day of school in 2006 !
Everything was fine i thought. I have actually lots of things to say but it might get quite offensive i i really type everything out so i guess i better keep my mouth shut first. Ok, this is actually an excuse, i want to watch TV later.
Anyway i realised how selfish some people in class are. Self centred people irks me because all they think about is their own freak lives. As long as they have it, who cares about others.
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I really dont know how to put it. So tt's it ok, no more juicy details. Ha. Ha. HA! Siao.
So we have 3 new teachers for the year! Bad news leh, i like ms wee mrs kong and mrs butler! Why did all of you leave.. Now we got new teachers whom i really really hope are GOOD.
And i decided to turn over a new leaf this year. I'm going to be really serious and hardworking. Look, i even got my hair black! Dont try to stop me ok, i'm really very studious.
Ok, actually i have nothing much to update about especially after censoring everything but i insist to blog cause First Day of School is such a blog-worthy thing, right?
Yes, ok so i'm going off now, byee!
Oh! hi Ziting! =]
It's back to black!
I just went for a haircut and a hairdye too.
I really hate it when people make a big fuss out of my highlighted hair. It's really nothing. It's not as if i highlighted until like some monkey or what, it's just nice and i like it. Colour hair is not equals to chao ah beng. I dont see anything wrong with colouring hair if it makes you look better and trendier.
But too bad it's not allowed.
So i went to un-dye my hair and now i have wu hei nong mi de tou fa. My hair can audition for Yun Nan Hair Regain Centre. yay!
MY FOOT. It's SO BLACK LIKE SESAME. i look super duper ching chong chung ching. HELP.
2006, Be the best year yet!
Hmmm, this shall be my very FIRST entry in 2006!
Everyone's doing reflections, resolutions, blah all those crap. Oops, i mean, reminiscing about the past year. But i shall not, cause i live life in the present. I shall take things day by day, one bit at a time and enjoy every single moment.
Oh, yesterday was such a bore. I spent New Year's Eve at home, watching TV. But i really cant be bothered squeezing with the crowd, especially Orchard where all the groping begins.. hahah..
I was really bored cause everyone's not at home. Memo was atttending some dancing party and my sister was counting down too, leaving me the only one at home! Can you belive it! Oh pepsi was at home too.
Anyway before watching tv, i was aactually having piano lesson. Oh my gawd, ben, you're so loser, i dont want to making friends with you. I cant believe how annoying i was yesterday to myself.
I really hate piano lessons. Maybe not that serious, but i just dont like piano lessons.
I remember the first day when my piano teacher asked me why did i resume lessons, i merely told her cause i have a piano at home. And it is the case what, putting the piano lying around uselessly is really such a waste so i might as well take it up again, right?
but i really really suck at piano, totally. I only practise an hour before the lesson every week, so what can u expect leh.
Ok, the main point of blogging about piano is because i cant stand my teacher. She's a typical 30+ small built short hair woman with 2 kids. No doubt she's patient and pleasant but a few more lessons with her and you will see all the obasan void deck aunty qualities showing.
She is one chaojiwudi kpo kia(must read it fast and irritatingly) i tell you.
And can i add, kiasu also. her son is like primary 1 and the way she's preparing him makes me think as though he is preparing for A levels . That day she was asking me about some secondary school matters and i almost puked when she told me her son is primary one.
What's up with singaporean parents nowdays?
Anyway, back to her kpo kia trait.
She has this habit of digging into your personal life, family life, school life and making unnecessary comments which is very pissful. (no such word, pls dont use in compo, but you get what i mean?) For easy reference, we shall call her Pissful Piano. It illiterates even.
Scenario 1
In midst of having lesson, my father came home.
Pissful Piano: Eh, you never greet your father one arh? You not very close to ur father hor?
Brilliant BenJ: Er, not really cause he's always working.
I mean, what do you expect me to say leh?! I never met people so kpo to ask me such questions before. Just because i never greet my father, doesnt mean anything! Not every household is like ur household, pissful piano. And ur son greets ur husband cause he's only 7, i'm a decade older, see if ur son still abides to ur nonsense when he's my age.
Pissful Piano: Very weird leh, my son very close to his father one leh.
Shut up, pissful piano. Who cares if ur son is close to his father.
But as i was hoping pissful piano can stop her nonsense and continue the lesson, i was wrong.
Pissful Piano: I also feel that u are closer to ur eldest sister than ur second sister.
Brilliant benJ: Erm no lah, you got see my eldest sister before meh?
PRECISELY! SHE GOT SEE MY ELDEST SISTER BEFORE MEH? NO!
She never even communicated with either of my sisters before and she got the audacity to say such rubbish, baseless rubbish! I hate people who make baseless assumption.
Pissful Piano: No lah, but i just got this feeling.
What can i say? So i just gave her patronising smile coupled with a nod.
But pissful piano doesnt accept such response cause remember, she's a kpo kia. So she kept looking at me kpoly, still expecting an answer, which is truly pissful.
Brilliant BenJ: CAN U SHUT UP AND CONTINUE?
HAHAH of course i didnt say that.
Scenario 2
Pissful Piano: Why you didnt practise, very busy is it?
Brilliant BenJ: Yah cause i go out most of the time.
Pissful Piano : What time you go out arh?
Brilliant BenJ: Around afternoon to night
Pissful Piano: Go where? Go orchard road? Afternoon to night must be go orchard...
I expected her to say things like maybe you can practise in the morning or be more understanding and give constructive advice, but unfortunately no. She end up guessing where i go everyday and she thinks i'm a pathetic teenager who has nowhere to hangout but orchard road.
Ok, enough said about miss pissful piano. Let us put that behind with 2005.
So as i was saying, i was watching TV to countdown and can someone tell me why singapore doesnt have her own countdown programme? WHY?
Thank god for SCV, at least i got to watch Countdown party in Gao Xiong and Taipei.
singapore was really pathetic to show those louya old movies bought from other countries when people are airing countdown parties. I know most people are outside counting down but please remember there are still people like me at home watching TV.
The artistes from gaoxiong sing finish already go straight to Taipei to sing. Funny hor.
No wonder all the singaporean singers like linjunjie and ahdu and sunyanzi would rather go over to taiwan to sing. All i got from singapore was a 20 mintute programme who showed tanya chua and fannwong singing.
I think fann wong's really gorgeous. too bad she cannot speak english properly.
It's going to rain again. May all our sorrows and troubles be washed away with the rain and may 2006 be the best year yet for all of us. =]
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