8/31/2005

A peak into 1S03L

Here's a sneak peak into our daily school life and how boring lessons can get at times...

Let's watch

Orlando the bimbo

I actually brought Orlando out without the memory card. How smart. Everybody, clap. Anyway, it's not really surprising since i'm such a cukoo. A camera is nothing without a memory card like a beauty without brains, and what do you call that, a bimbo.

But fortunately, i've got a camera phone which allowed me to take some photos of Kumpung RV. Teachers' Day celebrations in rj had totally no atmosphere at all. Maybe i'm used to the ra-ra gara atmosphere in rv. Anyways, it ended very early and i went back to my alma mater.

I haven't been back since a few months ago, and i realised rv looks a lot like a kumpung.

The scene strikes up those black and white images in my mind where the children play with marbles, headless chickens running around and the mother fanning the charcoal... Reminds me of tou fu jie and he ping the dai jia. (channel 8 oldies)

Then i pass by the toilets which i couldnt tell if they did not put the sign indicating that it is actually a toilet.

Wee then pointed out that the toilets dont even have a covered roof. Poor children, i worry for your safety. I will help you all pray that the Bishan paedophile dont move house to Commonwealth ok. Because rv boys have chao short shorts and might be eaily targetted by paedophiles.

Enough said about the slumpy conditions there because, after all, the sec 4 classrooms are air-conditioned. HOORAY! (but the air con louya like papaya one) The main point is, today's Teachers' Day and i went back to visit my teachers!

Mr Choy is a very nice man. He treats his students very well and even treated us to famous chicken rice at margaret drive! Hope good things fall upon him everyday. Btw the chicken rice is really not bad, at margaret drive market. But no one dares to eat the chicken backside.

After all that photo-taking and stuff, which i cant cause orlando's brain is missing, i went home due to my dental appointment with Dr khin mama (pls, i dint make this up, this is her real name).

My tooth has been giving me a lot of problems as the infection refuses to go off. The lousy trainee doctors at SGH couldnt cure it and referred me to the specialist. Those stupid newbies, they not only cant cure my tooth, they even worsen the infection which caused it to swell with pus!
But mama is different. I mean, Dr khin. She specialises in root canal therapy and is extremely professional. I hope she can cure my tooth. Now my gum and part of my nose feels numb and uncomfortable.
Anyway, next time, go for professionals when it comes to health issues. Dont compromise it with lousy free trainees. But people like me so poor, have to resort to that. No choice can.

My dream will be to own a blue and white bungalow in Holland road and drive 2 blue BMWs. I will hire 2 maids and clothe them in blue uniforms.

I cant stand stray cats. They are getting on my nerves, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY BULLY PEPSI. Pepsi very poor thing can, always let other people bully. I still remember new year, my cousin's strong terrier (male) tried to rape my pepsi and bit on his neck. That stupid gay dog. Think he very big can. Watch out i tell you.
Oh, back to stray cats. They always try to bully peppy. Every morning there is this black and white cat ( poor cat, cant take colour photos) who kept stalking pepsi, threatening to fight with him. But of course pepsi cannot win right, he so good life, never go through any tough obstacles before. His biggest challenge is prolly to jump over a hoola hoop to retrieve his ball, nothing more than that. That dog arh, life better than me ok.
So every morning my mum have to take up the defence role and protect peppy. She tried to frighten the cat by throwing stones at it but it doesnt work and it comes back every morning.

I think my only solution will be to call the ministry of environment to tell them to silence the cat.

8/30/2005

Superstar Ching

I have finally learnt how to upload videos! Woohoo! Another major step in my running towards being most high tech blogger.

My first time will be dedicated to Superstar-wannabe Ching. This video captures the moments just before her studio auditions.

By the way, she told people she look like Fann wong when put on makeup.

Let's watch..

SUPERSTAR CHING!

8/29/2005

blank. dot. slash. enter.

Waha, i think Lady-aon's picture is the worst in the previous entry because it underwent severe distortion. Lucky she's now in hong kong celebrating her birthday. But i think she's on her way back now. Haha, she will receive such a pleasant surprise when she swtiches on her computer.
It's her birthday yesterday, so let's wish her happy birthday.

I'm in serious holiday mood once again. I have officially one more school day tomorrow and i will be on my holidaaaay! Weee. And i have no mood to study now (as usual) so i will just loiter around the net. I love holidays because i can sleep in. It would be great if i can go on a short vacation too. Erm, preferably, hong kong or bangkok where imitation thrives. Actually i would prefer the former because imitation in bangkok is getting quite sub-standard. I like imitation that imitates to the maximum. You know, those type when u really see the nike logo all over the shoe and at the soles it shows a totally ulu brand? At least i can wear those around and pretend it's real. In bangkok they tend to invent their new brand or do some cheapskate editing to the real logo like removing one leg from the Polo Ralph Lauren logo or inverting the nike tick sign, changing the tag line to Let's Do it! and it can get quite disgusting sometimes.

Teachers' day is coming very soon and i'm going back to RV. Come to think of it, i really quite like RV. I like it small and cosy because i get to see my friends more often since the chances of a collision is quite high. I like the teachers in RV who are really nice. They dont threaten us with testimonials or reference letters. They stay back everyday to help students even though the conditions are near slump-like. And lastly i like it for it is so near to my house! I take less than 15 min to go home last time.

And i realise a trend in Rv students. They lose a lot of weight during their 4 years of education. I think it has something to do with the high metabolic rate that is slowly developed through the ghostly timetable and extremely short recess breaks. You know how bad the breaks are? They give you half an hour and the queueing time is like 20 min and you cant cut queue because mrs look and her devil's advocates will nab you. That's why i lost so much weight and they can win the sustained achievement award for fitness.Now all my fats vanished. Maybe next time they can attract more smart obese students to the school.

I miss Mrs Lee and her adrenaline pumping lessons! So excitings. I like to see her when she try to control her smile and insists on giving that stern look. I like to see her students being punished and made to stand outside, or even better, stand on the table and pull ear.

Now it's like the other end of the world. No one bothers whether u are paying attention or not. They even ask you to sleep during lessons. WHAT HAS THE WORLD BECOME!

And can somebody tell me why is my class so muggerish. I'm not very used to it.
Their favourite hangout place is the library which i boycott since the library incident. So i always get left alone in the canteen. There are 2 groups of people during breaks, none of which i belong to. One camp goes to library to dont know do what and comes down in the last 10 minutes to eat while the other gobbles their food and then goes to the library. So evertytime i end up eating with liching's class.

Oh this morning on my way to school, on the stretch of road before Rj, i saw lots of chicken feet on the road. Really, chicken feet, i took a photo but i'm too lazy to upload and post. Maybe god's trying to tell me everything is chicken feet.

When someone promises you smthn and never fulfil it in the end, how would you feel. I feel like planting a bomb on his head.

For teachers' day, i decided to give mr wong a plegm green loud hailer to match his pisai-looking badminton shirt and a book on proper articulation. I believe it will benefit the whole class.

Ms wee still refuses to come back, that havoc woman. Seriously i have never seen teachers teach until so qing song before can. Thursday dont need to come back sch, dont need to give lectures, go for long compulsory(as she claims) holidays so very often. WHAT IS THIS MAN. I think next time i'm going to confiscate her passport. Then she cannot run away.

8/28/2005

2005 Best Facial Expression Awards

"The winners of this contest have not been given prior notice. In any case you see your photo appearing, dont faint in front of the computer screen. And all nominees have been carefully selected out of the hundreds of photos in my collection. Nominees are chosen purely based on the photos and does not represent them in real life in anyway. Thank you."

First and foremost, i would like to give out Most Teasable Face Award. This contestant has beat all the others hands-down, with no challengers at all. She is undoubtedly, most teasable. Winner of this award will get 1 year free Spa treatment, sponsored by Mud and Shit and
also 20 Carat plastic diamonds to accesorize her teasable face.

Winner of the 2005 Most teasable Face Award is non other than...
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Ms Da Lu, from mainland China!

(also winner of this year's Ms Third World)

Now let's move on to the next award. Cai Tau face award. Cai tau face award is given to a special individual who looks cheatable. This face type is popular among promoters, insurance
agents and aunties who sell tissues on the street. Guess who will walk away with this year's Cai Tau Face award and be rewarded with one year's supply of fresh green vegetables and complimentary 5kg Olive oil ?

Mr O-Zone, from Singapore!

Third Award of Tonight, Qian Bian Look Award. As you all know, such a look is definitely not common. Not common at all! But it is the easiest to spot. One look at the face and you know, it's Qian Bian. And you realise no matter what the person say or do, you find it irksome. Sometimes, life isnt fair. Winner of this award will win 1 year immunity from appearing here ever again! Best prize ok! So who will be the lucky one?

Ms Lady-aon, from Sentosa!

After seeing Ms Lady-aon in her qian bian photo, we shall move on to see who has the Most Qi Cham face. Qi Cham face look very miserable in almost all occasions. They look as if they have slogged half their life or been through World War. Prize for this category is a choice of free extreme-makeover by Ben and Co. Photoshop studios (money back guarantee) or free Face reshapping by When Things Go Wrong Pte Ltd.

We have,

Ms Aunty May, from Anita Maid agency!

Last award for tonight before the clock hits midnight, we have Comical Face Award. Most Comical Face Award is awarded to people to understands Laughter is The best medicine and have a good sense of humour. The Look on their face never fails to tickle our funny bone until it goes totally numb. Winners of this award shall walk away with 99 days 100 night cruise with Ming Chuan, brought to you by, Sampan.Org! The chosen one to ride on the cruise is...

Ms Lame Luah, from The Asylum!

8/27/2005

Bandaid (and the blogging critic)

After editing and uploading the photos, i'm finally ready to blog!

It was goooood. I mean, Bandaid! I did enjoy myself a great deal and it wasnt as bad as i hought. At least the LT was almost full despite everyone saying they did not sell their tickets. Maybe half the audience in the LT sneaked in.

Fortunately, i managed to sell away my remaining 2 tickets, thanks to novella. If not i would have to absorb the price of the tickets ok. And i'm very disappointed with all my cheapo classmates for not buying my tickets despite numerous pleading and giving a 40% discount to the already very cheap tickets. Chao you min and Cheapskate lowell who sneaked in to watch
a few songs, say buy then never buy. Arh, nevermind. What's more important is i already sold all my tickets.

Let me give you a sneak peak into what's going on during the rehearsal ok. And i shall hand my time over to the photos to do the talking.

3.00pm

The photos have very poor quality because it was very dark plus i resized the pictures. But hor at least Orlando produces better pictures than eunice's one. Look at her Glam Cam which operates solely on rechargeable SANYO batteries. And i think her dark circles might be due to
looking at that teeny weeny small screen.

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I personally cant stand the poor quality of the photos. But fret not, the following photos are much better.

4.00pm

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Please pardon my pictures for having such a bad mouth. They're really terrible. I mean, people like to wear purple sweaters then they say look like brinjal.

5.00pm

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6.00pm

------------------------------->>> Tau Huay Break

7.30pm : Band AID!

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10.00pm

My memo very kindly came to fetch me home and on the way gave shu yi and eunice a lift home. Oh, have i told you eunice has won the title of Ms Third World and special commendation on being a Glamour Queen.

She proved herself to be the true-blue winner yesterday.You know people drive sportscar so cool right, she come out fall down can. She fell down right in front of the bus stop. Glamour queen jiu shi glamour queen.

8/24/2005

i see you looking at me like i'm some kind of freak

Isnt it nice to have a rich and creative mind?

I think of the most random, most out of the blue, more crappy things. Maybe next time i should specialise in some industry that allows me to stretch my potential. Maybe i should help people design advertisements or direct a movie.

My entries are becoming more and more crappy. But i like it, it's crappily funny i thought.

Yesterday, i had yet another weird dream despite not having a good sleep. The irritating mostquitoes kept giving me love bites.

I dreamt a whole lot of mediacorp artistes came to visit me. HAHA!! I really HAVE NO IDEA WHY. I dreamt i heard my door bell ring and when i peeped under the door i saw someone wearing my high-soled blue nike shoe. And when i opened the door, guess who i saw was wearing that shoes. ..

LI NANXING. HAHAHA!! I seriously dont know why, of so many actors it was li nanxing who was wearing my shoes. Shocking. Then following behind him was other actors like zoe tay, fan wong..etc etc. I was very elated but a bit embarrassed because my house was rather messy. They treated me very well and asked if i'm ok, took water for me to drink blah. (like some MP going for home visits like that).

Then, I was busy searching for my camera to take photos with them to post them up here but before i could accomplish that, it's time for school.

8/22/2005

Crime Watch: The dangling OHP screen case

Welcome to today's episode on Crime Watch.

22nd August 2005, an act of vandalism occurred in the bishan-ang mo kio area. Investigations
have been carried out to find out the culprit of the case. At that time, only the following suspects were present. Continuous trials have been carried out but no clues were found and we need the help of the public to solve this mind-boggling case.

So, Who is the culprit for the dangling ohp screen case?

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Suspect no. 1 Kanarama Dramamama

Kanarama dramamama has been active in the crime scene. His continous trips down the neighbourhood police post have caused him to be blacklisted. Could he be the one? But neighbours said he have turned over a new leaf (he even cooked curry bird for them during christmas!). Will he ever mend his ways and be a properly reformed man?

Suspect no. 2 Mrs Dua hand

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Mrs dua hand, famous for her larger than life palms have always caused trouble because of her poor hand control. Many alleged that she accidentally slapped the OHP when she was dancing. However, she argued that she already quit dancing ever since she accidentally flattened a rat. Do you think its true? Could she be the culprit?

Suspect no 3 Lian Hua

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Lian hua, perpetual gang member of the lotus gang club and famous for her i-will-murder-you-now expression. She was involved in several crimes including daylight robbery and night burglary. She even stole her neighbours bird's nest in a nearby mountain (later found to cause
diarrhea). Butt note the tattoo on her forehand. She, like suspect no. 1 has decided to reform. She changed her I Love You tattoo to a Handicap logo to prove her dedication and involvement in community service.

Suspect no. 4: Chao Ma Ge aka Chao mugger

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Chao Ma Ge is well-known for her muggerish character. But in this photo, she looks frantic. She tries to hide with her book, but to no avail.Why is she so hideous? Could she be hiding something from us? Muggers make mistakes too.

Now, having evaluated the personal bio-data of the above suspects, it's your turn now! Who do you think is the real culprit? Take your votes! NOW!

If you have any information relating to the cases, please call the Poolice Hotline at 1800-nab-them. Your identity will be kept strictly confidential.

P.S The above entry is totally fictitious and does not represent the my views in anyway. Characters are made up and have fun

8/18/2005

Orlando, everyone's scared of you...

Sometimes i really wonder why is everyone so afraid of Orlando (my camera btw). But then again, when i look through my archives, i'm beginning to understand.

Essentially, people have 5 types of reaction when i flash out Orlando.

Type 1: Cannot run so act sey
Usually this group of people are caught in the centre of the camera and have no time to run away, so they will act sey by either looking very serious/deep in thoughts or talking like they've got some big business.

Type 2: Siam siam siam!
Near the centre of the camera, they got a chance to siam. But in most cases, they are too shocked to siam properly and end up looking frantic. Notice that they tend to appear in a very awkward orientation, the reason? Cannot siam properly.

Type 3: I think someone called me behind
They appear near the side of the camera and thus a simple turn can eliminate their chances of appearing in the photo. In this case, the character tries to pretend as though someone behind called her when obviously, no one was.

Type 4: Look at my plaster hair
Similar to type 3, they appear near the sides. So they adopt a similar technique like type 3 but more professionally. They talk to real people and laugh pretentiously.

Type 5: Heng arh!
You must be wondering if i had forgotten to label type 5 people. I didnt. Type 5 people have successfully vanished from the camera totally. Congrats type 5 people for your high reflexes. But please, it's only a camera which has no legs to run and catch you. Dont so drama next time.

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8/17/2005

woke up on the wrong side of the bed

Today's the ultimate spoiler. I shouldnt have even gone to school. Everything just went wrong wrong wrong and it's super irritating. I have a tolerance limit.

Early in the morning was the long 2 hour lesson by a relief teacher who looks like she's crying until so qi cham everytime. And my plan to pon the lesson failed terribly all thanks to XX for exagerating the scenario. I felt so cheated and not to mention, loser. Although i din regret going back for the lesson, i still do feel a great sense of being cheated.

Then my stomach was growling so loudly during the next 2 lectures and nobody brought food. I had to battle to keep my eyelids open and control the volume of my stomach which is a tough feat. And i just hate that kind of feeling.

After lectures i still cant eat because mrW wanted a makeup lesson to finish up his crap. This time he din dress up in his plegm-coloured pisai-looking badminton shirt and was clad in his usual coffee shop uncle attire. I'm fine with that but i'm not ok with his lesson. I cant take it when his nasal drowsy voice keep ji ji za za at my ear, repeating the same old bo liao question. Frankly speaking, i dont see the point in his "conceptual" questions. Why cant he just go according to the syllabus and teach normally, go through tutorials instead. I'm praying his son dont grow up to resemble him in anyway. If he does, it's really a tragedy.

And i dont like people who talk behind my back. I dont know why, but of all weird habits in humans, i cant stand that the most. It's totally annoying. Fuck.

People who exploit others and pretend to be angelic should be sentence to be electrocuted immediately too.

My plan of being nice has somehow turned the wrong direction. I'm becoming quiet more than being nice. Maybe i should just stop it. Stop whatever friggin plans to change myself. I am me, tt's it. Dont like then too bad, get lost.

I hate pimples on my forehead. And whoever speaks about it again, i will dunk your head into cow dung and hope your face exlpode with pimples the next day.

My thursday and friday afternoons are burnt due to ensem prac. As much as i dont like tt to be, i cant say or do anything. If i object, people will say i'm a slacker and not co-operative. Then they will gather around in one small crowd and gossip about me as though i'm some juvenile delinquent. And i dont think our practices are effective or efficient. I might not be fit to say that but it's just my opinion anyway. And leehui suspect i'm lying to her when i say i have tuition on friday afternoon. Do i look like a liar? Even if i really do, i am definitely not the type who will resort to such underhand means to skip prac. Please, that's such an insult to my character.

Shit.

I'm really afraid one day i will have no friends. I am afraid one day i will be a lone, all myself. Am i really that detestable. No matter what i do, people will pick on me. Maybe i'm being too frank and practical and the world doesnt like that. The world loves superficial people who pretends to be nice to you one day and badmouths you with a gang the next day.

I hate blogging such an entry. I know some things are not meant to be said so publicly and i dont want my friends to suspect if it's them when i try to censor the identity.

Keep your opinions to yourself, they dont matter.

8/16/2005

My cheapskate bag broke

Just about a week ago, i bought a bag from queensway (same day as the day i encountered that sot. mcdonald worker). I thought it looked quite ok. Plus it's only 30 dollars! Quite reasonable for me who gets sick of my bag within a matter of days.

And i forgot to tell you that recently i have this tendency to buy fake things. Imitations! They look as good as real and they cost less than half the original price!

I mean, nobody will know if i really carried an imitation around as long as i dont announce to everyone like eunice that i'm carrying imitation right.

Anyway, my bag isnt imitation, it has its own ulu brand.

Let me show you my bag.

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Come to think of it, it looks a lot like a bag Mcdonalds workers would carry hor?

And just as i was quite happy with my purchase, my cheapskate bag broke this morning. Now this is where you can see the difference between real and imitation. Real items are durable but imitations spoil easily. Look at my stupid bag. I was just trying buckle my bag and one of the buckle tooth just snapped and flew out. So paiseh can. People buy fake brands already paiseh enough the stupid friggin buckle still do this to me.

Actually i had great plans for my bag. I wanted to make it branded myself. I was still thinking of erasing the prints and adding on an iron-on nike sign. But i guess there's no point doing that anymore. So i will just use photoshop to fulfil my dream of possessing a self-made nike bag.

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Nice right! Next time i go buy the plain plain ones and add my own brand to it. I manufacture my own imitation ! Maybe i can open a stall in bangkok at the end of the year.

I hope i can drive my own BMW.

8/14/2005

THE piano teacher

I have stopped my piano lessons last year due to exams and ever since, i have not touched the piano. Anyway i only started piano 2 years ago, so i'm considered an overage student, considering so many people started piano at like 3 years old.

By the way, i'm passed my grade 2 exam already. Haha, not a very great acheivement but i got distinction ok. Siao siao..

I must really thank my previous indonesian teacher . She's really good cause she doesnt scold me whenever i dont do my homework and she has very sharp ears!

You see, my sister was the one who bought the piano for me and she insisted that i continue learning so that i wont waste her money. I have no objections, so i agreed.

My memo tried contacting my previous teacher only to find out that she's pregnant, which means that it would be inconvenient for her to teach. So my sister re-sourced for another teacher.

She found 3 telephone numbers of piano teachers and OF ALL NUMBERS SHE PICKED THAT NUMBER, by her gut feel.

When she told me the teacher had 37 years of teaching experience, my thoughts started to wonder. I could picture a lao kok kok old man.

I DONT LIKE LAO KOK KOK PIANO TEACHER. Because one, the songs he ask me to play will probably be very boring and two, i cant communicate with old folks, even in mahjong.

Yesterday 8pm, the door bell rang.

I was praying hard that he is not those type of lao tai long zhong teacher.

But to no avail, he was, indeed. My memo opened the door and from then, i already knew i dont want him.

For one, he is indeed lao kok kok plus his head only left 2 tufts of hair on each side which isnt very pleasant to see. In addition, he is an indian. I'm not racist but i have this problem with communicating with indians because they way some of them speak is really too distorted for me to decipher. PLUS PLUS, this indian is not only unclear in the way he speaks, he speaks in a low monotonous voice which can easily put me to sleep. He is one boring old fat indian man.

You will never know how slowly time passed yesterday. The most torturous piano lesson i have ever had and all he did was to ask me play the same song over and over again without pin pointing any mistakes( which i believe i made a lot of them). I mean, I can do that myself!Why do i need a teacher right. And sometimes i think he is sleeping you know. He always forget to flip page.

My posture was all wrong and he did not say anything at all.

Seriously, i think he's a fraud. He's a cheatabug. And he charge 70 dollars for 2 one hour lesson.

And for the entire 1 hour lesson yesterday he did not smile at all. He's monster. A low voiced, monotonous monster.

No wonder i lost in mahjong yesterday.

8/12/2005

Gain some and lose some

Recently i have been feeling much better. Everyday seems like a good day to me. Perhaps it's because i've learnt to be more gracious and take things like a pinch of salt.

But somehow, my social life, or rather i have quietened down. I dont bother to strike up conversations and i dont speak much now anyway. I live in my own world. It's much more peaceful in there, i dont have to bother about what i say or what others say or even putting up a show. There's no pretence in this solitude world i live in. And i kinda like it.

8/11/2005

i can act

Haven't been blogging for 4 whole days! That's quite a long break considering my regular blogging rate. I was quite busy lately, that's why. Dont ask me what have i been doing because i am not even sure myself what was i doing the past few days. My long break just zoomed away, mysteriously.

The previous entry spent me 2 hours trying to upload all the photos ok! I think photobucket will ban me very soon. I'm exceeding my bandwidth! By the way, i'm feeling quite sick of photos after uploading a truckload of them. It's like eating macdonalds for one whole day, that kind of over loaded feeling. So i'm abstaining from photos for awhile. This means i'm not updating on Kannan's pencil box yet.

Before you go on, i feel i have a need to warn you about the randomness of this entry. As my thoughts are always as scattered as kacang puteh, my entry will switch from topic to topic very randomly. So if you find no link, it's normal,perfectly.

I feel Tong Xin Yuan is a very silly/irritating/humourous show. And i found out a very big flaw in the show which cracked me up totally. You know the eldest son, dadi? the one who married ruan mian mian (my enemy)... In the show he was partially deaf now right? And how do partially deaf people speak? Think of the old folks. They shout right? But Dadi hor, instead of shouting, he became DUMB! HE BECAME DUMB AS WELL. Tsk tsk.DEAF NOT = DUMB. The director need to consult me next time to proof read their script. How can like that? To think i'm still watching the silly show. Anyway, no choice, no other nicer channels to watch and it's quite fun laughing at how stupid the characters are sometimes.

I think my tongue got killed by a chilli bali. I just chewed onto a chilli bali a moment ago and my tongue's burnt! SUPER DUPER HOT. My tears kept flowing uncontrollably out and i think i can be a very good actor. You think so easy to cry is it. Somemore uncontrollably. Then still got mucus, very good for those war scenes, when the japanese soldiers will torture the Prisoner of War ( i can take up this role, maybe lim bo seng loh). I just need to chew on chili bali and tada! I can ACT! Dont need eye drops or feng you to stimulate tears.

I have a recurring pimple problem and it cant seem to go away, no matter how much good karma i accumulate. I already stop laughing at people's O zone problem and being mean. WHAT ELSE YOU WANT ME TO DO?! Why do i keep getting pimples on my fore head. And i really dont know why it attracts so much attention can (maybe because it's red). Why people dont say i got nice hair, why must keep pin pointing at my pimple zone. The worst thing is that my pimple dont disappear. They just keep growing and growing.. Just when i thought it's gotten better, another one came out this morning again. And it justs keep getting bigger throughout the day and finally i squeezed it out just now because i dont want to be mistaken as an indian. Give me 2 years ok, i will make sure that zone vanishes.

Recently i have downloaded a few nice songs. Chariot by gavin degraw is nice. Tell you a secret, i have been secretly training for kbox ( which i never go before). I kbox in front of my computer everytime. It's quite fun singing alone. That's where a superstar's dream starts ok. Dont look down on me.

People without back bone irks me. It's very easy to see if someone has no backbone. Take for example when girl A meets boy B. Girl A is a cunningly intelligent person and whatever girl A says, even if it's unreasonable, boy B will not dare to disagree . Whatever girl A tells boy B to do, boy B wont have the guts to defy. As a result, boy B is constantly manipulated by girl A. Obviously, boy B doesnt have a backbone. This is super annoying when you are a friend of boy B and you cant take it when girl A keep manipulating your friend. And when you try to help boy B, he says he's doing it willingly. WAH, how foolish is tt. Wait one day girl A dumps boy B, i will laugh at boy B like a mad hyena.

You know, nowadays my imagination is getting richer. I can just imagine my own story about someone and then have feelings about it, good or bad. Including the story above, i made it up and come to think of it, it's really quite frustrating and it's a very classical example of how good doesnt beget good. So next time, not your business dont kpo. Make yourself angry only.

The weekend's here again! Wheeeee.

8/06/2005

Not that i want to say

I went to queensway macs yesterday and i met a very funny counter girl.

I have never seen one as blur or rather stupid as her in history.

You see, i was trying to order Cheeseburger Meal. (simple as that)
She shook her head, giving that blur look on her face which i cannot stand. Then she look at the cashier and said no more cheeseburger meal.

She gave me a shock of my life when she said no more cheese burger meal. I have always been eating that all my life and she dare to say no more!?!

%!#$%$%$^%&^%&^$^

I was rather disturbed then. So i defiantly, rebelliously ordered:

1. One cheeseburger
2.One small fries
3. One coke

(the above are constitute to a cheeseburger meal)

SURPRISINGLY, she have. She have leh! She have everything! I seriously dont know what's her big problem in getting a cheeseburger meal in the first place. Make me need to go through so much trouble for what?! FOR WHAT.

anyway it's cheaper u know. $4.85 only!

People nowadays.

Oh yah, i need to make a disclaimer about my being nice campaign. I think i'm improving ok, much more, except when i really cannot control when i see people like eunice,etc. those very fun to tease one. But when i blog hor, i'm adopting a different persona (like real) ok. So my entries are still the same. But in real life i'm not like that ! Frankly speaking, i have a very nice heart and am always willing to go the extra mile to help others. People say i'm too nice sometimes.

DONT VOMIT LEH.

8/03/2005

very cute.

Ever since i said i have a private blog, many people asked me for the url. But IT'S PRIVATE! Since it's private then i cant reveal it right or not. And please dont try to search for it, please. Respect my decision to keep it private. Kpo know people nowadays. Anyway, there's no entry there so find also no use.

Today's jared birthday. Happy birthday !

Eunice they all ( i think including me) shared a play dough set for him which i took out to played after school.

And I realise i will throw face a least once a day. Talking about maluating, i suddenly remember yesterday's PE lesson. You see, I was trying to save the shuttlecock until i ran into the net. My face just piak on the badminton net and suay suay the teacher walk past and saw me in that awkward position.

He went " Nono! You cannot play like that!"

Yah, of course i know i cannot play like that. It was accident can. Accident. I was still trying to act sporty when i'm feeling so rotten inside. But i dont really care about my face because as i have said, i will do something stupid everyday.

After lunch, i went to eunice's house playground to loiter.

It was quite fun, especially swinging in the twirling thing and making eunice faint.
She's the mainland china one. Remember or not?

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I secretly took another one today. Who ask her stick ALL her ugly photos around her house. HAHA.

Anyway, we were playing happily until i caught something i didnt mean to take.

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i can imagine her singing the huan zhu ge ge and ziwei sing the stupid song..

"Jing tian tian qi hao qing lang...

Dao chu hao feng quang..

lalalal..."

And we made a very very very cute friend there. He's really very cute and the way he speaks is so adorable.

I think i can be professional photographer. And his photos dont need photoshopping. I look like that when i was young ok. If not, better. But now dont know what happen..

Actually i have another one where i was sitting with him on the see-saw. But it's in eunice's camera phone and since she's from mainland, she's naturally technologically-retarded. I forgive her because she's probably tired swimming all the way from china to singapore with the
help of only an inflated plastic bag.

My new friend's from philippines by the way and according to joy, his name is waicouin (pronounced wakin) or smthn. He's cute right. I dont mind having a son like him.

But later turn out very ugly how. Maybe they should come up with smthn which can predict how your child will look like first then people can decided whether to give birth. Sounds cruel but dont you want your child to look good?

8/01/2005

Confessions

I'm have something to admit today.
Finally, i plucked up enough courage to confess.

I LIKE TO USE HANDICAP TOILETS.

Hahah! I really like to use handicap toilets though they are not meant for me to use. But the thing is, there are so many of them around the school compound and how many handicap people we have?! Can use fingers to count one. This thus implies that, i can use them rightfully, without worrying about creating any inconveniece. Even if there is indeed a handicap who needs to use it and i'm inside, there will always be another toilet in vicinity, to be exact, a few metres only.

But if he really really cannot walk somemore hor, then just knock the door lah. I will try my very best to come out as fast as possible, even if i am shitting halfway.

I like to use handicap toilets because firstly, they are spacious and nice-smelling everytime i enter. The toilet is so big can and all to myself! WAHA! I dont have to worry about farting too loudly or shitting too noisily, because i;m the only one inside! In addition, since very few people use the the handicap toilets, the place is always clean and green, like brand new! I also realise cleaners like to clean the handicap toilet, maybe because it's easy to clean? Ah, whatever. Anyway, it is always nice-smelling and pleasant to use.

The next best thing about the handicap toilet is the nice oscillating fan above which provides so much ventilation and comfy when using the toilet. Unlike the common toilet which the stench is always hovering around the place. Oh i took a photo of the fan while shitting in the toilet today, but lazy to post.

Then there is the sink and mirror all to myself. I dont have to worry about hogging the sink and i can make my hair whatever i want to make, without worrying that people might think i'm crazy. More often than not, the sink is always sparkling squeekly cleeeean in contrast to the common toilet which might contain vommit or blood sometimes.

Haha, by saying all this i realised i have exposed myself. But i dont think it is anything shameful at all since i'm not creating any trouble to others. I just like private space, that's all!
anyway i know you also like to use handicap toilets. Dont try to deny ok. And the point is, it's perfectly ok! Handicap toilets are meant to be used but dont purposely hog it and style your hair for ages inside.

Actually i didnt intend to keep using handicap toilets one. It's all the teh beng aunty's fault i must say. She EVERYTIME put soo much milk in the teh beng and make me stomachache ok! Canteen stalls nowadays, getting from bad to worse only.
Since i'm already side-tracking, let me continue about canteen.

Let me do a stall by stall analysis.

Drinks stall-said.

Western stall: The aunty likes to act efficient by taking orders all the way back until she cannot shout but more often than not, she is only capable of preparing food for the first student. So what's the point of taking so many orders when you can at most cater to one student? *Sratches head until bald. So i never eat from her stall unless there is 0 people.

Noodles stall: If i have YUN NAM vouchers i would have given all to the uncle. His balding problem is very serious. I can see his effort to minimise hair-dropping by wearing this white spiky turban over his head. But i ALWAYS FIND HAIR IN MY FOOD. Thank god i have sharp eyes or i would have eaten the hair along with the mushrooms. And who knows how often he washes his hair. The problem is getting better though.

Yong tau foo stall: Not bad. I like the prawn mee because they give alot of prawns although the prawn looks like it's been sliced 3-4 times. Speed can be improved though.

Cai fan stall 1: The uncle has a funny voice and he behaves as though he is deaf. He always like to repeat what you say. His food is ok and perhaps he can improve his efficiency by asking another helper. ok uncle?

Fruits Stall: I tell you, i like the aunty and the granny man. Both of them are so efficient! Keep it up fruit aunties!

Cai fen stall 2: Sorry uncle but your food is the most disgusting. In attempt to make the food easier to swallow, he pours the char siew oil into the rice. That is how unhealthy can. Chao tar char siew and oil poured into the rice... Maybe someone should tell him not to do it the next time. And many complained his prices fluctuate like the share market and i'm beginning to realise it. He anyhow give a price then say in those tone like as if he has given you a discount like that. Who knows he overcharge lah.

Malay stall : Very expensive. I dont know how they charge one. I dont dare to anyhow point whenever i'm at that stall in case i need to help them wash plates.

Prata stall: Mediocre pratas. Can be better by making fresh pratas instead of storing them in a bucket.

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I accomplished my goal of not being mean today and not openly, louding maligning others. That's goood!

And today's newspaper feature dr. william tan who broke the guinness world record by wheeling 243km in 24 hours. He's my idol by the way. It's in the straits time, main paper, somewhere in the middle.
For the lazy,
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I'm creating another blog, an anonymous one. I'm going to write entries about things that i'm not comfortable sharing with people i know. Please dont be kpo and try to find. And i not so blur like liching. HAHA. Private blog let so many people read still dont know.. I will achieve baiting's super secretive standard.

I think my confessions are crude.