9/25/2005

arh! You caught me!

Ok, you caught me red handed. I broke my promise ( which i knew long ago i wouldnt be able to fulfil) and used my computer. I removed the cloth which i used to cover it and am now blogging. Hahah, i will die without internet access i tell you.

The blogosphere is quite dead nowadays. Everyone seems to be so busy! And all jc students are having exams, accounting for the ultra lack of updates. So everytime i come online there's almost nothing for me to read except lowell who surprisingly update quite often nowadays.

I'm having a minor headache now after trying some maths questions which almost fried my already small brain. Small brain will be fried faster due to the increase surface area to volume ratio can. Now i'm taking a break from studying. Weeeee~

My life is in quite a pathetic state.

I drink soya sauce. and eat dog food. I study under the sun and feel very hot. i switch on air con and wear sweater. i eat jockey instead of pockey.

I suddenly feel like sitting on a hot air balloon ride and eat abalone.

Oh, if you havent realised, i have added a video clip section in my side bar.

9/23/2005

1.35am

I am going to wrap up my computer until end of promos because whenever i look at it, i will get very tempted to switch it on. I dont know if i will be able to do that because internet and blogging are simply too addictive. Too addictive. If i really were to do that and succeed and overcome all withdrawal symtoms, i will be missing out on 2 weeks worth of blog updates. And my blog will be neglected for 2 whole weeks! How! I dont think i will be able to do that.

Aiyah, i will see what comes. But i'm going to put a cloth over my computer and pretend i dont have one. I will bluff myself that the thing under the cloth is a nothing but a box. A box, yes. IT is a box only. I will not play with THE box.

I'm going to study a bit harder before i regret. And wish me good luck for my promos!! And then i can blog long happy entries!

9/20/2005

i've never been so

I've never been so lag in my posts! Sorry for the lack of posts recently and i understand it's irritating to see the same thing everytime you visit a blog.(If this is your first time here, i would reccomend you to read some of the 'must read' entries.) But you must understand hor, nowadays is the mugging season. Everyone hides in the closet and mug non-stop. I also want to do that, but my concentration span is rather short and i get distracted by food really easily. But i dont know why i dont grow fat. Why arh. Some people drink water also grow fat i eat so many things still like pencil.

Arh, anyway, there's this new sheng siong supermarket near my house and i went there last sunday which is their opening ceremony. It was really crowded despite it's ulu location. I reckon they must be making big bucks. Anyway, the things they sell are really budget items. The brand of things they sell are those that i have never heard of in my life but i must say they're cheap lah. But arh, there was this saleswoman who was rather funny because she pin pointed the pimples on my forehead in attempt to sell her ulu-branded facial cleansing product. But never mind, i'm magnaminous. (by the way, i didnt buy it)

Instead, i took this opportunity to buy budget snacks! I laid them out nicely and took a family portrait of them.

Most of the snacks are imitation. You heard it correctly, snacks also got imitation one. And i bought lots of imitation pockey. The giant one is called CHOCKEY and the smaller one is called JOCKEY. Funny sia, i got everything except the true-blue POCKEY. And the sea weed only costs 2 dollars plus cause they tou gong jian liao a bit, become 3 ply seaweed.

I think my food stock should be able to last me until the end of promos which will pass very quickly. In 2 weeks time. 2 wEEKS TIME! I will be FREEEEEEEE.

I already planned my end of year programme. I'm going on intensive body sculpturing. I'm going to swim at least twice a week (with tanning), then i'm going to try out the gym which i have never properly utilised before. Oh yah, i'm going to roller blade twice a week at the evening in West Coast Park when the sun sets. Maybe i will visit sentosa too. I think i will prolly go to bangkok for imitation goods spree and come back looking rich too.

By the start of next year i should be able to qualify for man hunt. Thank you everybody.

9/18/2005

HOW CAN

HOW CAN ERIN GET FIRED.

I supported her all the way and i thought she stand a good chance of winning but the stupid trump fired her just now. Just now that episode was super exciting, was experiencing adrenaline rush for awhile. Erin arh Erin, nowadays being too smart is wrong too. Cannot be too smart cause people find you out of control. That serious.

By the way, i was talking about The Apprentice if you still feel cloudy. And i cannot stand the fact that Erin was fired instead of chris, the tobacco-swallowing fella. Hai, i wonder what's up with reality programmes nowadays. They keep firing people i like.

The same thing happened in villa wellness. And before you cringe in digsust, asking why am i watching fat woman losing weight, you should go watch it first. I watch it for its high entertainment value, really. The producer's super evil, or rather the cameraman. If you remember, there was an episode which jon johnson came and they made him squeeze in a puny bath TUB with around 6 other overweight woman and the cameraman purposely zoom in at the sides ofthe tub. Why? To show the water over-flowing.
And they eliminated that sports woman, i cant remember her name. I find her really funny! But they fired her because she secretly use handphone and they made a big fuss out of it.

Oh yah, the reward for today's apprentice was very very very keWl. They flew them up to space and they just suddenly lose gravity and started floating around ! Very funny when you see their expressions. I hope to try that too. Maybe next year i audition for THE Apprentice.

9/16/2005

i M a cHa0 aH bEnGZzzz

wA la0. i h0r quIte l0nG dinch bL0g liAoz h0r.. b0 biAnZzz lOz, p0m0Z cOmminG wAd. s0 sIanZz, eVeRydaE w0rrie tHis wOrrie dat.. sO h0r, tOdae wE3k3nd mUst lAx a bIt! i wAnt t0 b CHAO AH BENGZzzzz!

sTill reMembeR thoSe wEre de DaeZzz wHen wE tOk liKe dis.. cOme to tInk abt iT qUite fArniE hOr! aNd kIam Pai lArh! bUt onEZ in a bLue m00n, nAir mInd !

wAh, teLL u hOr, mY stUpid dOg PepSi LiM aRh, gOt sO mUch atTentiOn , m0rE dAn mEee aLray! hOw cAn! u aLL oso tOo mUch, whOle dae pRaise hIm, tHen sAE i UgLi. dIs iz my bl0g cAn. aIyaH, nAir mInd, i g0t bIg hEart KaeZ! nO worrieZ!

oH, i Muzz tEll U all sOmeThin my Cuzz dId. vEh Veh sTooopid bUt FaRniE !!! i LaUgh uNtil Lao sAi. i N0e i pRomiZ n0rt to iNsulT heR anym0re bUt dis tIme bUay taHan laRh! sHe dUrinG hEr h0me eConZzz claZ gO N c00k bAcon ( pOrk) fOr hEr mUzlim teAchEr eAT !!!! HAahaHAhahhHAhaha!!!! mAke hEr tEaCheR cRiE lEhZ. sHe Arh, toO muCh. mIng mIng n0e muZlimZ canNorT eAt pOrk sTill ruB it iN, c00k pOrk. lAter lEt matA caTch!

vEh hArd t0 cOntiNue lehZzz. mUst mAke sUre goRt uPz and DownZzz onEz. i wOnder h0w bEngZ aNd lIanZzz tYpe iN mSn sIa.

tOniGht gOt gAng fIghT sumOre lehZ. hIongZzz manZ! mUsT sHave pArangZ aNd hIde pEnknIves iNsiDe uNderwEar fOr pRoteCtiOn! dunch nOe wAd 2 wEar suMore lehZzz. sHouLd i wEar bLack sHirt wiF a LoNgZ (dRaGon) wOrd beHind noRt?! cAn scAre sCare dEm a bIt lorZzz. bUt laTer dEy canNort C mi hoW?! i b3tTer aDd suMoRe gLittEr liKe sIng gEtai dEn cAn sHing! sHinG! shIng! sCarE EnImIeZz aWay! li hAi bo!

aCherlli h0r, mY joB iZ 2 oP3n dOOr onLi sO thAt dUa BoZz cAn tAn pAn wiF otHer dUa boZZ 2 dEciDe tellitolieZzz. sIanZ. hoPe dEy dUnch fIght lOrz... sO cAn gO hOme eArlie eArliE wAtcH sTaiRwAy 2 hEavEn...

dEn mUst pUt mOre dEoDoRanT oso, lAter XxlUcy.bAybixX sAy i sMellie. oH mAn, Y gAnG fIghT sO mAh hUan! muZ do diZ do daTz! oH yAh hOr, muZ gEl hAir nIce NicE... buT hOr rUn ouT oF geL liaOzzz.. nAir miNd, i tHe rEsouRcEfuL aH bEngZ wiLL fInD a wAy, i uSe fLour! oR maYbe uHu gLue lOh. hOpE XxlUcy.bAybixX wOnt mInd! lAteR wE geT sTuCk 2gEther, wAh, sO farNie!!

Oh yAh oh YaH, tOnIte Iz m00ncAkez feStivAl !! ouR duA boSS sAe wiLL tReaT mOOncAkeZ N a PaCkeT oF cIgarEtteZzz. wOoo hoo! veH gAn dOng! uNtiL mAh dIan aLray. i mUst sKip diNneR, lEave sTomAch eMpty eMpty tHen cAn eAt m0re! zHuan dAo Okaye! nOwadAys my bRaiN tWist Veh vEh faZz, geTtIng vEh smArt liAoz. maMa wIll b veH prOud of Mi ! dUa bOZz oso! mAyb gEt prOmOted wOR!

wE luB duA boZzz!!!!

9/14/2005

Pepsi baybeh!

Pepsi was my birthday present when i was 11.

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He's looking at you!

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Afternoon nap.

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WHeEE!

And i still think he's the cutest dog on earth.

9/13/2005

Absence makes the heart grow fonder

My sister has officially moved out, to her new home. After so many months of renovation and planning, she has finally settled down with her husband, ready to create a family of her own.

I hope she's settling down fine over there and everything's under control. Haha, sounds terrible but who knows what might just happen over there. She doesnt even know how to switch on the stove! God bless.

And she just demonstrated how lazy she was just now when she came home to bathe and have dinner. (this means she have one less set of clothes to wash) Furthermore my mum has been pampering us so much that she prolly feels one of her limbs missing now. I guess it'll get better with time.

Now the house is so much quieter. I miss the days when she come home everyday yelling and shouting. I miss even more the times when she jumps around doing kick boxing and twisting on the osim slimming disc.

Maybe i will get used to it, soon.

9/11/2005

An evening @ Viriya Charity Carnival!

I think i accumulated lots of good karma today.

Band had a performance below UOB buiding, near fullerton hotel just now. We were playing for Viriya charity carnival. Remember Viriya? The one we helped earlier this year during O2.

Today's sunday and i'm back in school. What's this man. Now 5 day work week ok, i still going to school on sunday! Oh before that we went to Ya kun for high-tea and we went to watch Ming Xing Ou xiang again, a channel 8 talent search which i almost signed up if i hadnt found my guts.

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Then we act rich, take taxi from junction 8 to school. And we delibrately waved to people on the way to hao lian abit. And guess who i saw in the band room.. B-jie ok! I saw b-jie! In her typical buy-in-bulk shirt and striped pants!

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Ms C say she cannot appear here, so i cropped out the face. DONT guess who she is.

Then we sat bus to UOB building, near fullerton where we performed.

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Performance was so-so because everything just came and go so quickly. And I think we were rather pathetic cause we needed to arrange our own chairs, bring our own stands..essentially DIY for everything. Our job was supposed to provide background music you see. (it was my first time playing to chairs and tables.)

But hor, the highlight of the evening was the cash vouchers which they gave us to purchase things in the fair! Although they didnt provide dinner or water for us, i still forgive them for the vouchers. $10 per booklet per person, not bad at all. At first i got 8 booklets cause i kiasu-ly grabbed all the booklets from ee jean's hand, but i ended up with one book cause i realise a lot of people dont have it and kindly gave them mine. Conclusion, I'm have a kind heart. Good Karma plus plus plus!

WE GOT VOUCHERS! WOOHOO!

Haha, siao.

There was a wide array of items at the carnival but most of the things are super mainland and only eunice/shuyi will buy. I heard they were selling shuyi's pseudo-addidas bag for $3 only! HaHAH, with all my vouchers can buy everyone bandmember a shuyi-mainland-bag.

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They were selling plastic lillies for people to buy and release into the river. I wanted to do a bit
of charity but i realise that to release that fake lily into the so-called river (they limit the area where you can release the flower to a pathetic 5m by 5m space), you need to pay $10 cash! Wa lao. I bet they scoop the lily up immediately after you release so they can recycle. And they dont allow you to use the coupon, so i told that cheatabug aunty i didnt bring money.

Then we continued loitering around to find dinner and ended up buying 2 porridge 2 beehon, both vegetarian. Big mistake. They aunty still say her restaurant very famous sia. Call what grand court restaurant, you got hear before meh?! I ask my mother she also dont know.

The porridge looks like vomit from someone who swallowed too much chinese herbs.

Then we realised time's running out and we have quite a lot of money left. And i demonstrated the true-blue spirit of a singaporean. I zoomed to the last stall which is like a provision shop and i insitgated aaron along. With 3 booklets worth of money, i bought 3 big tins of milo and 1 small tin while aaron bought 24 packets of chrysanthamum tea. HAHA! I admit it's a bit paiseh when you walk out of a charity carnival dao bao xiao bao. And it's obasan-ish but what i'm doing is just being street smart and making full use of the coupons! I'm helping them clear their stock too and indirectly contributing to their charity funds. At least it's better than other people who threw away the extra coupons, totally wasted. Good karma plus plus plus, self- esteem and pride minus minus minus.

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See my harvest. HAHA, i think my mother's happy cause she dont have to worry about milo stock for at least half a year wor.

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After all those drama, it's time to go back.

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Aaron eating
vegetarian bee hoon, courtesy of Grand Court Restaurant

Ks, school's starting tomorrow and i'm going to have milo dinosaur!

Yours truly,
benJ

9/09/2005

If i fail my promos...*touch wood!

I'm getting ver worried when i see none of my friends online and those online, are either away or busy. I'm get even more worried when almost every blog i stumble upon, mentions about their study schedule and how productive (or unproductive) their day have been. The worst thing is, i realise almost everyone is in school mugging for their lives while i am at home, where everything distracts me and the amount of work done is minuscule.

While others start to complete their revision, i am struggling to finish up my incomplete tutorials. And my exams are coming in 2 weeks' time. So how?

Sometimes, i wonder how my life will be different if i dont live in Singapore and i live in let's say, erm, the suburbs of australia. I mean, in Singapore, once you're born, you start to receive education and the route just continues non-stop until you find a job. Good thing is, I'm already slightly more than halfway through.

But if, i am really born in the suburbs, i might be working in a farm. ( And actually my secret ambition is to be a tomato farmer. ) I will wake up when the rooster call, water the plants, milk the cows, bath the animals...slaughter chicken... Then at different seasons i will do different things. At one season, i'll sow the seeds and another season i'll wait for my tomatoes to grow. I can imagine the sight when all the tomatoes pop out and i'll be busy harvesting.Splendid!

Then maybe while milking the cows i get to meet someone like carrie underwood who was once a farmer too. Being a farmer sounds really interesting but i guess it isnt that easy. I cant imagine myself inserting my arms into the cow's anal to deliver calves and slaughtering pigs. and i definitely cant handle mad cow disease.

But but but, i can still fulfill my dream to be tomato farmer one day. When i have earned enough money to retire, i will buy a plot of land and open a tomato farm (and employ workers to plant) ,while i will watch sun rise, sunset and enjoy the cool breeze everyday.

Ok, back to reality, ionic equilibrium notes + tutorials, kinetics, transport in mammals etc ETC to be done.

Arh, life's such a hassle.

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Semi hiatus
It seems like everyone is on hiatus nowadays. Looks like september is a busy month for everybody. And i shall follow suit and be on hiatus too. Maybe i'll update with pictures. A picture speaks a thousand words ok!

9/06/2005

I spent one whole day..

...doing 1 oscillation MCQ...

*clap everybody

I have nothing much to blog about lately. Nothing really worthy to talk about but i still feel like blogging.

I have been longing for this holiday and before i realise it, almost half of it is gone. While everyone is studying hard, i wonder what i am doing. Sometimes i dont even know how time passes. It just vanishes, mysteriously.

I was reading some of my archives and i actually felt this slight bit uncomfortable. Some parts of my entries are just, stupid. I blog like i'm a primary school ah beng. I need to grow up, mentally that is. And i realised i blog about everything and anything under the sun, last time. From the angsty stranger girl in the bus, to the innocent cleaner in school. I admire bloggers who blogs so fluently and maturely. I really need to grow. I am 17 already!

And i need to apologise to the band peeps because i accidentally deleted the batch blog. You see, I was trying to remove the batch blog from my dashboard because i always click on the wrong one and i didnt know i was one of the administrators and so, the blog's gone, forever.So er, sorry for that one wrong click. I didnt mean it but anyway, the blog isnt moving!

Yesterday was react, an annual band activity where all raffles bands come together and interact. I wanted to skip it since i wasnt from a raffles band and i wont know any of them. But i decided to go, or else joy will be group leader herself. React will be good minus sectionals, minus band prac. But the best part is the games. And the siao power rangers are funny!

I like splashing people with water. And colgate on the cheeks is cool, literally. Thanks to chirssie for being so enthusiastic in the games and doing a diagonal somersault over mat of flour.

Afterwhich everybody went to change out except ms da lu who brought her father's byford singlet by mistake. I wonder if rural china woman all wear men's singlet.

I spent the whole of yesterday walking. Walking all around school; walking to j8; walking to aaron's house; walking to plaza sing. My legs should be ready for marathon now.

Orlando got a new battery which costs 65 dollars ok, siao siao.

9/03/2005

A happy day

I went out with my children, no i mean, circus friends yesterday! Haha, i miss the circus
sessions a lot and it's not going to start until it finds a sponsor. I am suppose to be performing by now!

Wisely, carolle and I went to Jay's office to hangout.(they rest all have something on lah) Oh, jay's our instructor. He appeared on news the day before because he threw juggling balls down and killed someone. no lah,although that would be really funny if it happened. He appeared on tv because they were talking about implementing circus training in schools because it's beneficial. So you all better watch out k, i'm going to be very clever.

Wisely and carolle are only 14. Wisely thought i'm 15 only. hahah, i love talking to them, you know, everything's so innocent and we just laughed non-stop.

By the way, jay's office's quite ulu. A long walk from the mrt station and we arrived at this hideous place.

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Look at the door number! That's my aim for A levels. And it is believed that if you walk through a door with your wish on it and you believe my bullshit, it will come true.

Now look at the small board, it says Circus! Yup, i going into a circus office.

It's rather empty inside but it's a very interesting place. There are all kinds of circus equipment and clownish thingy. I like the hats. Charlie chaplin's hat, mainland hat, cheese hat...

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Me on the mainland hat

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This is Wisely trying to look cool with the mainland hat.

And now it's carolle's turn,
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Now the three of us, full force!

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Then we took out sticks..juggling balls.. but jay refuses to teach us cause we din pay him. You know he's selling juggling balls made by school drop outs for $5 per kit, including instructions and if you buy 30 sets they will come down to conduct a class free! Who want to learn? Good for brain development. Then people cannot call you pea-brain anymore.

Jay started to hao lian his knife juggling. So fast that you cant see the knives..
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We went to bugis junction after that for dinner. And we took neoprints which cost $8 k. I think neoprint business is earning big money. But it's fun lah!

And bugis street really reminds me of bangkok. The squeezy, crowded, bustling makeshift stalls that sells good imitation goods! I shouldnt have bought that cheapskate bag.. should have waited awhile more.

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bugis streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettt.

Jay went back after that, while we continued to walk around and i realised i always missed out this part of bugis junction, edge. It's an ulu corner of the shopping mall which sells trendy things.

Then we decided to buy a pair of sunglasses each. Haha, so farny can. $40 for all 3 pairs of sunglasses, quite a good bargain! And we look so kEwl.

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Argh, it was a long and happy day yesterday.. and wisely was sharing with me gangster stories
which i found very interesting on the mrt trip home.

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Today's liching's birthday. And even though she forgotten my birthday and promised to buy but never buy any birthday present for me, i will still wish her HAPPY BIRTHDAY. We ate branch with her today and saw ming xing ou xiang. I think we appeared on tv this time. It's quite malu to be caught on tape watching this kind of
show.